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maceigh
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April 22, 2012 1:12pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Admit it,
When someone is mean to you you spend the next 2 months winning arguments with them in your shower.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 11:11am UTC

I'm the friend who gives
advice for everyones problems,
but never gets any in return
alnicholas

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 11:16pm UTC

when I say I'm ugly,
I'm serious.
I'm not fishing for compliments.

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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 10:44pm UTC

K.
CONVERSATION KILLER.
I WILL NOT LET THIS CONVERSATION DIE!!
\(._.\) TO THE WINDOW.
(/._.)/ TO THE WALL.
That's enough.
You're boring.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 2:20am UTC

How to get newspaper-print nailpolish.
(this is really easy & I wanted to share).
you need nailpolish, newspaper, & rubbing alcohol/vodka
(water also works for this, but not as well.)
step one:
paint your nails in a light color like white, pale pink etc.
wait for it to dry.
step two:
dip your nail in the alcohol for 5-10 secs.
step three:
press the newspaper onto your nail. hold for 10 secs.
step four:
pull the newspaper off - your polish now has writing on it.
then wait for it to dry & paint a clear top coat over.

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xPoptartStealerx
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 11:21pm UTC

click to see this quote

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zebracase
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 10:35pm UTC

And who else thinks iTunes
should give you unlimited free songs on your birthday?
just me?♥
n o t m i n e

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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ThankYouMrDrewIngle
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 4:33pm UTC

All I want is for one person
not give up on me.

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xoclairebearxo12
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 11:07pm UTC

When people say "you can't sing" you say "its a free country"

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taytayyx3
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 8:59pm UTC

Sometimes ;I just want to run away from the whole world.nmf.

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FullofWit
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 8:05pm UTC

The Husband Games
putting every Directioner in an arena and fight till death until 5 girls remain for each of the boys

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red_vans101
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 9:22am UTC

When I have children,
I'm gonna make them watch
the film 2012 and tell them I
survived that.
Nmf.

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LacieLovesYou
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 3:13pm UTC

When you drop your phone/laptop
a nd your like "OMG BABY IM SOO SORRY! ARE YOU OKAY?"
only me?

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Singing in class...
Ok, boys turn!
-LALALALALALALA-
Ok, girls turn!
-cricket--cricket-
...just me?

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JakeFromWitty
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Please Read
Hey, Im Jake. Some may know me, others not so much. Some of you may take the time to actually read this quote, while others won't. Well I hope everyone gets a chance to read this quote because I truly mean it. I II I II'm made an account 3 days ago and in the past 3 days I have gotten 79 followers which is great, but I don't understand why. I have 3 quotes and the first one isn't really a quote, but how do I get that many followers in that amount of days. Is it because i'm a guy? I'm not here to flirt and I want to actually work hard to get followers and faves, but it looks like people are just giving them out. I want people to follow me because they like my quotes, not because they think im cute or im attractive or anything along those lines. I feel bad for those girls/boys that have taken years to get as many followers as I have now. It's ridiculous. They put more effort than I do into their quotes and they still get less followers and faves. So I am going to ask everyone who has followed me or faved my quotes to unfollow me if they only followed me because they think i'm cute. If you followed me because you like my quotes than thank you. As I have said before, I want to start working hard to get my faves and follows. I am sorry if I offended anyone in anyway. Thank you for reading this:)
-Jake

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伤*
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 9:16am UTC

If you could have any super power what would it be?
Liam: i'd be invisible
Zayn: you already are
- OneDirection♥
format credit to OneDirection

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伤*
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 12:58pm UTC

❒ Concert tickets
❒ Boyfriend
✔ Concert tickets to see
my boyfriends
Format credit to OneDirection

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OneDirectionInfectionn
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 4:16pm UTC

One Direction Fact #157
Niall: "I can't help but try to find my future wife in the crowd."
C) OneDirectionInfectionn

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 11:24am UTC

One Direction things#157
Niall and Zayn want a young girlfriend.
lucky i'm younger then both ;) yes please...
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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