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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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October 4, 2013 8:33pm UTC

You know you truly don't care when you don't wear a bra to school.

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kara008
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October 4, 2013 6:29pm UTC

kiss me hard before you go,
summertime sadness ♡

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dolph*
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October 5, 2013 10:46am UTC

watching your parents type h t t p : / / w w w .

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*silvergirl*
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October 5, 2013 12:11pm UTC

If your wondering why I haven't been on
it's because I went to the hospital.
I attempted suicide for the 16th time.

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 6:50pm UTC

got honey on my cut,
call it honey boo-boo

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ViolinBoy
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October 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

True Fact
When you close your eyes everyone in the world turns into cats

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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October 4, 2013 10:32pm UTC

yes because listening to sad and beautiful relationship songs is a great way to spend my friday night alone

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Steve
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October 5, 2013 1:19pm UTC

If you've got time to lean,
you've got time to clean.

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Chris*
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October 4, 2013 3:30pm UTC

"How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours." -Wayne Dyer

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dolph*
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October 5, 2013 10:31am UTC

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would
only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man
with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 11:13pm UTC

-Normal Couple-
Person: How'd you meet?
Couple: -tells cute story-
-My relationship-
Person: How'd you meet?
Me: We didn't..

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Chris*
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October 4, 2013 5:22pm UTC

don't forget me

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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October 4, 2013 8:40pm UTC

you may be good at running,
but have you ever tripped over air while doing it and pretending it never happened?
nope.
im better than u

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WhoThatGirl
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 3:06pm UTC

The worst thing about liking your best friend
is that they will talk about their crush right in front of you

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 8:22pm UTC

If you're ever feeling down,
just remember I saw my brother trying to take a peace sign selfie.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 8:37pm UTC

I don't know if you can hear me. Or if you're even there. I don't know if you will listen to a humble prayer.
They tell me I am just an outcast, I shouldn't speak to you. Still I see your face and wonder, were you once an outcast, too?
God help the outcasts, hungry from birth. Show them the mercy they don't find on Earth. Lost and forgotten, they look to you still. God help the outcasts, or nobody will.
I ask for nothing, I can get by. But I know so many less lucky than I. God help the outcasts, the poor and downtrod. I thought we all were the children of God.
I don't know if there's a reason; some are blessed, some not. Why the few you seem to favor--
they fear us. flee us. try not to see us.
God help the outcasts, the tattered the torn. Seeking an answer to why they were born. Winds of misfortune have blown them about. You made the outcasts, don't count them out.
The poor and unlucky. The weak and the odd. I thought we all were the children of God.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 3:10pm UTC

Format chickittylover
you can lie to yourself and your minions.
you can claim that you haven't a qualm.
but you never can run from nor hide what you've done
from the eyes, the very eyes of notre dame.

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Shelley♥*
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October 5, 2013 11:55am UTC

Favourite if your friends don't know about Witty and they think you're some kind of stand-up commedian

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 4:55pm UTC

blue jeans
Blue jeans
white shirt
Walked into the room
you know you made my eyes burn It was like, James Dean,
for sure
You're so fresh to death
and sick as ca-cancer
You were sorta punk rock,
I grew up on hip hop
But you fit me better
than my favourite sweater,
and I know
That love is mean,
and love hurts
But I still remember
that day we met in December,
oh baby!
-lana del ray

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Me in first grade
Teacher: Spell come.
Me: C-u-m.

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