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  1. f4ke f4ke
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    MAYBE THE TWO WORLDS
    WE LI VED IN WEREN'T SO DIFFERENT.
    we both saw the same sunset.

  2. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    I REALLY F.UCKED UP THIS TIME.
    Didn't I, my dear?

  3. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 3:11pm UTC
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  4. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Hurricane Sandy wouldn't be here, if Patrick would've
    just stopped making fun of Texas.
    (OneDirection/nmf)

  5. beachbabe7 beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Hurricane Katrina
    Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago

  6. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Horror movies are always so stereotypicial. They're always in abandoned houses, hostpials/asylums, and hotels.
    You know where I want to see a horror movie take place?
    Walmart.
    "Cleanup on isle 13."
    "But there is no isle 13..."
    mq/©iridescentstorm

  7. musicaddict27 musicaddict27
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    What if Gangnam Style
    is actually a giant rain dance, and we brought the hurricane on ourselves?

  8. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:41pm UTC
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  9. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Seeing a boy younger than you,
    and thinking "Damn, you're gonna be fine." then mentally yelling at yourself for being a creep.

  10. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
    It kind of just happened.
    I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
    my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
    so , witty girls , just remember...
    Love comes when you least expect it

  11. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    me: can you please stop smoking?
    mom: well only if you get a quote with 500 favs. that seems like a reasonable cause to stop.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    silly teens, babies are for adults...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    i am 17 years old, and still convinced that
    there are secret security cameras in my house.

  15. XxLovesickilyxX XxLovesickilyxX
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Dentist: "So, how's school going?"
    Me: "Agraaagaaaggraaagagaa... Agraa, agraagaa."
    Dentist: "That sounds fun"

  16. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Open question:
    What is a good age to lose your verginity?
    Best answer:
    When you can spell it correctly.
    Asker's Rating: * * * *

  17. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Apparently adjusting your
    bra in public is a "gross
    behavior".
    Excuse you.
    If a guy can scratch his junk
    in public, I can adust my
    bra, thank you.

  18. Rhyburgie2 Rhyburgie2
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    One Halloween I got so much candy I went back to my house to get a new bag. I went to a lady's house and she said "Trick or Treating is almost over and you have no candy. Here!" She says dumping her WHOLE candy bowl into my bag.
    I love Old People

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    that time of year is approaching:
    -scary lawn decorations
    - terrifying tv programs-
    people in costumes going door to door
    it's election season.

  20. cookiemonster101 cookiemonster101
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 8:59pm UTC
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