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  1. Armydaughter Armydaughter
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    The Best Thing Ever;
    is having a fire drill during your least favorite class ♥
    nmq

  2. kimiko kimiko
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    When you forget how to spell bananas,
    5%: look it up in the dictionary
    95%: sing "Holla back girl" until you reach the chorus:)
    myquote/myformat

  3. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Mosquitoes suck.
    lol, get it?

  4. liveyourlife28 liveyourlife28
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    When Peeta found out
    that Katniss was pretending to love him..
    m y h e a r t b r o k e . .
    anyone else?
    nmf

  5. xotaracarr* xotaracarr*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:30am UTC
    People change,
    things go wrong
    but just remember,
    life goes on.♥
    mf/nmq

  6. BrokenButterflies BrokenButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:20am UTC
    They judge me before they
    even know me.
    That's why
    I'm better off alone
    - Shrek
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. letssfallinnlovee letssfallinnlovee
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Shoutout to my Boyfriend who is
    in the hospital with a case of
    non-existance

  8. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    I do not care if im a teenager.
    love doesnt have an age limit.
    I love him no matter what you say.
    [♥]

  9. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    I just broke up with my boyfriend. He was also my best friend. He was my everything; the cheer to my cheerios, the sun in my sunshine. I will never be the same girl again. My life is over. I don't believe in love anymore.
    ...YOU'RE TEN YEARS OLD.

  10. someone_who_doesnt_hate_herself someone_who_doesnt_hate_herself
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    If I’m louder, would you see me?
    - Niall Horan♥
    ~More Than This

  11. alibieber2421 alibieber2421
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    DEAR PARENTS,
    JASMINE was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy, ALLADIN.
    SNOW WHITE lived alone with 7 men.
    PINNOCHIO was a lier
    ROBIN HOOD was a thief
    TARZAN walked around with no clothes on.
    A stranger kissed SLEEPING BEAUTY, and she married him.
    CINDERELLA lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
    You can't blame us.. We were taught to rebel since a young age
    Sincerely,
    Disney Kids

  12. TheQueers TheQueers
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:32am UTC
    My attempt at eating healthy:
    me: okay, breakfast. niice healthy fruit.
    my mom: oh and heres some kit kats for easter!
    me: HAHAHA MOVE OUTTA THE WAY, WE GOT KIT KATS IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!
    my
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. LiveLifeLong LiveLifeLong
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    A guy and a girl can be just friends,
    But at point or another,
    They will fall for
    Each other ♥
    Maybe at the wrong time,
    Maybe temporarily,
    Maybe too late,
    But maybe forever ♥

  14. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    What it says:
    DO NOT TOUCH
    What I read:
    TOUCH WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING

  15. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    I hate when
    I'm at a friends house and them and their parents get in a fight.

  16. directionerrr directionerrr
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:11am UTC
    One Direction is becoming too famous
    and everyone gets annoyed when I mention them.
    I'm now referring to them as
    Niall and the Potatos
    nmf

  17. LorenOlivaBFFLAD LorenOlivaBFFLAD
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    I think I like this girl...
    Really? Who?
    nmq/nmf
    Uhhhm, she kinda look like you.
    Aww is it me? (; <3
    nmq/n
    No, it's your sister.
    .....
    nmq/nmf

  18. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Wanting to talk to you.
    But feeling like I annoy you.

  19. Kiaroline Kiaroline
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    2012: You son of a b*tch
    1865: You male offspring of a female canine American...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. stopsallshots stopsallshots
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Dressing up as a doctor and going to a hospital, telling random people they need prostate exams...#YOLO

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