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Kiaroline

Status: voyager

Member Since: 20 Sep 2011 04:17pm

Last Seen: 21 Feb 2016 09:29am

Birthday: May 7

Gender: F

user id: 219722

Kiaroline
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 8:29pm UTC
Things I learned in school:

1)How to whisper.
2)How to text without looking.
3)How to look like I'm thinking.
nmf

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Kiaroline
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April 6, 2012 6:19pm UTC
2012: You son of a b*tch
1865: You male offspring of a female canine American...
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Kiaroline
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 3:01pm UTC
#FamousLies From the movie TITANIC. "I'll never let you go, Jack. I promise"*Lets go of Jack's hand, he sinks and dies.* format by sandrasaurus

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Kiaroline
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 4:58pm UTC
Never tell a girl to calm down,
It just makes her more angry...
nmf.nmq

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Kiaroline
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 9:21pm UTC
Dear Microwave,
I kinda wanted you to heat my food, not my plate...But Nice try...

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Kiaroline
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 5:16pm UTC

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Dear lazy people,
1234566980... Sincerely.You didn't even read the whole numer did you?
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nmf/nmq

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