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1. leavingthelove
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC
   If you like him,
   LET HIM BE HAPPY.
   
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2. ColorMyWorld401
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 5:42pm UTC
   Today I saw a
   homeless man
   holding a sighn that
   said "Why live in a
   $100K home when I
   can live under a 3
   million dollar
   bridge?"
   ♥
   Nmq
   Audition for my wittyprofiles collab on
   youtube...link:
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4tQYoxGVV4
   
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3. idratherdiewithdignity
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 5:59pm UTC
   I'm that girl
   That cant talk and text at the same time because I'll type what I'm saying outloud.
   
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4. xoBARBIEox
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 8:50pm UTC
   And Who Else.
   Has A Desk.
   But Does Homework
   On The Floor.
   
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5. OMGIMATACO
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 9:53pm UTC
   Good morning baby ;) <3
   Shut the hell up, you just made me die in temple run
   
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6. JustDropItLikeItsHot
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 8:01pm UTC
   We're not friends.
   We're strangers with memories.
   
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7. taytayx311
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 9:29pm UTC
   I hate those people that completely
   ditch their friends
   when they get a boyfriend.
   
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8. xbluexeyesx
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 9:17pm UTC
   i need someone who's ready for
   -a million questions
   -uncontrollable laughter
   -my family
   -my appetite
   -my musical outbursts
   -random dancing
   -my friends
   -sad/happy tears
   -deep talks
   -my imagination
   -my dreams
   -walks in the rain
   -random texts
   -useless arguments
   -the acceptance of the real me.
   
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9. dave franco*
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 5:05pm UTC
   If you say "don't look"
   I'm gonna look.
   not my format♥
   
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10. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    How many times have you forgiven someone just because you don't want to lose them,
    even though they don't d e s e r v e your forgivness?
    jimmy365
    
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11. ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    Let me rephrase.
    I'm heartbroken by a guy that I never even dated.
    
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12. StillStruggling*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    FRIEND: "Who’s that?”
    “What are they doing?”
    “What’s happening?”
    ME: “Just shut up & watch the movie!"
    Does this happen to anyone else?
    
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13. Mandaxpandax33
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Hitting your side on the edge of something,
    and feeling like you just got shot.
    Only me?
    
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14. ocean*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    .
    She says she doesn't care
    BUT HER EYES TELL
    a different story.
    
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15. anonymouus
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    love is giving
    someone the power to destroy you,
    but trusting them not to.
    NMF
    
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16. ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    My Fist is in a relationship with Your Face
    ♥ about a minute ago • Like • Comment • See Friendship
    
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17. beenXthereXdoneXthat
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    I wonder if people complain
    when they have an assigned seat next to me.
    
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18. Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    I'm tugging at my hair,
    I'm pulling at my clothes,
    i'm trying to keep my cool,
    I know it shows.
    AVRIL LAVIGNE - THINGS I'LL NEVER SAY
    
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19. XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    Even as a teenager,
    I still run up the stairs on all fours.(;
    anyone else?
    
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20. FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    If you and your
    BOYFRIEND/ GIRLFRIEND
    traded phones for one day,
    would you still be together
    BY THE END
    ( Of The Day? )
    
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