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While everybody else is getting out of bed, I'm usually getting in it. I'm not in it to win it. And there's a thousand ways you can skin it. My feet have been on the floor flat like an idol singer. Remember winger? I digress. I confess you are the best thing in my life. But I'm afraid when I hear stories 'bout husband and wife. There's no happy endings, no Henry Lee. But you are the greatest thing about me
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Mandaxpandax33
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March 2, 2013 11:30am UTC

I know you have been burned, but every fire is a lesson learned

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Mandaxpandax33
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March 2, 2013 11:19am UTC

"new year new me" I say laughing with my friends.
suddenly I grab hold of the top of my head and start peeling my skin downwards, I shed out of my old flesh and am now completely made new.

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Mandaxpandax33
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March 2, 2013 11:09am UTC

To tell you the truth, I dont have much to offer.
But I'll still give you everything I've got, even if it's barely anything at all.
I'll give you late thoughts, long hugs, someone to talk to,
someone to care for, someone who will always be there, a hand to hold, somebody to lean on.
And if thats not enough, just know you have all of me,
I hope that's enough.

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Mandaxpandax33
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March 2, 2013 10:55am UTC

A writer from the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge.
Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.

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Mandaxpandax33
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July 4, 2012 12:05pm UTC

So She ran away in her sleep,and dreamed of ♥
para-para-paradise.

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Mandaxpandax33
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April 16, 2012 8:40pm UTC

while theres life,
,\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\
theres hope
♥

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Mandaxpandax33
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March 6, 2012 9:48pm UTC

Anyone else notice
How quiet witty has been lately?

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Mandaxpandax33
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March 3, 2012 10:30am UTC

The cure for aids could be written somewhere in the Terms and Conditions,
and we would never know.

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Mandaxpandax33
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March 2, 2012 11:08pm UTC

Cause Im never going down,
Im never giving up,
Im never gonna leave,
So put your hands up.
If you like me,
then say you like me.

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Mandaxpandax33
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March 2, 2012 11:00pm UTC

All my ladies
Do the pretty girl rock

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Mandaxpandax33
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March 2, 2012 4:57pm UTC

There is always that one person
that you wish would live sooooo close

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Mandaxpandax33
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 8:54pm UTC

some kid: I really dont like you.
me: oh wait hold on I have to go on google.
some kid: what, why?
me: Im searching for a f*** to give.

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Mandaxpandax33
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March 1, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Patrick: we should just take One direction,
and push them to my front door!
♥

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Mandaxpandax33
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March 1, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Im sorry, but one does not simply
"forget someone you like"
♥

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Mandaxpandax33
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March 1, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Cool story H-O-E, suck it again.
♥

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Mandaxpandax33
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March 1, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Me: *walks into grocery store*
friend: * friend spots me* hey, what are you doing here?
Me: Oh you know, hunting elephants, how bout you?

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Mandaxpandax33
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February 27, 2012 10:33pm UTC

But hold your breath..
BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU
Over again, dont make me change my mind.
Or I wont live to see another day,
I SWEAR its true....
Because a boy like you is impossible to find,
Your impossible to find. ♥
-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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Mandaxpandax33
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 10:15pm UTC

I am way to young to feel so confused,
unsatisfied, sad, vurnerable,
irrelevant, anxious,
broken, unimportant,
lost.

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Mandaxpandax33
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February 27, 2012 10:00pm UTC

" You jump
I jump,
Remember?"
-Titanic

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Mandaxpandax33
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 9:50pm UTC

I
I make NO apologies
for how I chose to repair
what YOU broke.

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