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  1. Beanie* Beanie*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2014 10:24am UTC
    You know what's effing scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.nmq- betrayed*

  2. Eagles300 Eagles300
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 8:09pm UTC
    I miss my special girl and last Saturday night with her.

  3. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    Sad Story:
    A girl wanted a ring, but the boy gave her a Teddy Bear instead. In anger, the girl threw the bear on the road. The boy wanted to take it back, but he was hit by a coming car and died. At his funeral, the girl hugged the bear and the machine in it spoke;
    "Will you marry me?"
    And guesse what? She found a ring inside it.
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  4. trishafaye819 trishafaye819
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2014 12:53pm UTC
    NAME: Trisha
    SINGLE OR TAKEN: Single
    HAIR COLOR: Black
    BIRTHDAY: August 19th
    GENDER: Female
    SIBLINGS: Two sisters, one step-sister, one brother, one half brother.
    EYE-COLOR: Hazel
    HEIGHT: 5'3"
    Relationships
    STRAIGHT/BISEXUAL/GAY: Straight
    WHO ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS: Jessi, Alayna, and Jennifer
    DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: No
    Specifics
    DO YOU DO DRUGS: No
    WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF: Too much to list
    WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF: Arms, feet, idk lots of things
    Favorites
    COLOR: Green, black, blue, purple
    FOOD: Lasagua
    MOVIE: Zombieland
    ACEDEMICS: Art, gym
    Have You Ever
    SMOKED: No
    CRIED TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE: No
    THREW UP ON PURPOSE: No
    CRIED: Who hasn't
    USED SOMEONE: No
    LIED: Yeah
    DONE SOMETHING YOU REGRET: Yeah
    Are You
    OPEN MINDED: Yes
    FORGIVING: Yeah
    HYPER: Sometimes
    ORGANIZED: Kinda
    HEALTHY: Sure
    UNDERSTANDING: I try

  5. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    "I don't care
    what you think
    about me.
    I don't think
    about you at all."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:51pm UTC
    Doctor: Well the results are,
    you're pregnant.
    Girl: Aww, what? You got to be,
    kid- in- me!
    Doctor: *sigh* Did you get
    pregnant just to tell that joke?
    Girl: Totally birth it.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    I wish I could text my bed
    and let it know it's been on my mind all day.

  9. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    I have more conversations in my head
    than I do in real life

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 5:25pm UTC
    "Big boobs don't count if you're fat."
    "Yeah well big dícks don't count if you are one."

  11. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 11:22pm UTC
    What hurts the most
    is walking by eachother
    like if you
    never even met.
    & knowing someone else
    is causing his smile..

  12. ithinkyoureperfectluv ithinkyoureperfectluv
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 9:01pm UTC
    LOOK BEHIND YOU
    IF YOU SEE A KNIFE
    DON'T BE SURPRISED
    IF YOU DONT
    WATCH OUT

  13. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 12:02am UTC
    The shattering of a heart when being BROKEN is the loudest quiet ever....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 11:18am UTC
    maybe if i do that cool red-black pattern i'll get 30+ faves just beacuse.

  17. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 11:48am UTC
    Which one would you rather have:
    A Hobbit in your Attic,
    A Dwarf in your Basment,
    or Gandolf in your Closet?
    #Creepy I Know...

  18. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 9:00pm UTC
    Are you full of Beryllium, Gold & Titanium?
    Because you are BE AU TI FULL

  19. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 8:28pm UTC
    I think the guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide then he saw himself in the mirror & thought... "Wait, this looks nice."

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 6:39pm UTC
    My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us f×cks up and says something nice.

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