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sleepy*
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February 5, 2014 7:29am UTC

Its weird how you can have friends,
but also have no friends
at the same time

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MissAnna
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April 13, 2013 9:24pm UTC

{ MONDAY MORNING
FALL IN LOVE & THEN TUESDAY SHE WISHES I WERE DEAD;
WEDNESDAY MAKE UP; THURSDAY BREAK UP ALL OVER AGAIN
FRIDAY NIGHT SHE HITS ON ALL MY FRIENDS; SATURDAY WE'RE
MAKING OUT AGAIN - SUNDAY MORNING ASK HER TO MARRY ME
SEVEN DAYS OF HER JUST MAKES ME WEAK

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Remember, honey.
You can't spell happiness without pain.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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KT_143
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March 7, 2013 3:49pm UTC

Dear Dora,
Just one question.
How do you get your
t-shirt over your head.
Sincerely,
It's not possible

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 2:13pm UTC

Them: You're so fat.
Me: At least I can lose the weight, you're ugly forever.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Do you ever yawn so hard you can feel your soul
leaving your body

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Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 11:19am UTC

Taylor: What time is it?
Harry: What time is it?
Taylor: stop copying me
Harry: stop copying me
Taylor: I love you !
Harry: it's 10:30

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 3:24pm UTC

my nickname
in middle school was "who"
format jimmy365

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 9:58pm UTC

So happy that McDonalds don't sell hotdogs.
I don't think I can order a McWeiner with a straight face. And don't get me started on
supersizing..

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 11:52am UTC

lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
It had been over a year since Gale had last spoken
to Katniss. He finally brought himself to this ancient
payphone, phonebook in hand. Anticipation filled his body.
Quickly, he turned to the "E"s, scanning
the pages for her name. It wasn't there.
A sudden wave of realization hit Gale,
drowning him. He closed his eyes as his fingers
numbly flipped further through the book. It took all the
courage he could muster to open his eyes.
There, on the "M" page, was her name.
Katniss Mellark.
A sharp pain pierced his chest and he let out
an almost incomprehensible gasp. With his lips still
slightly parted and a warm, lone tear sliding down
his cheek, Gale put the phone book down,
never to use one again.

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sammy*
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 11:57am UTC

Because that's the thing with music:
when it hits, you feel no pain.

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ThatsSoMeee
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March 3, 2013 4:13pm UTC

An arrow
can be shot only by pulling it backward.
So when life is dragging you back with difficulties,
it means that it’s going to launch you into something great.

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Sabina*
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March 2, 2013 9:30pm UTC

Teacher: From all this talking, I assume you're done
Me: From all this complaining, I assume you're single

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 4:33am UTC

i want to be a bottle blonde
i don't know why, but i feel conned
i want to be an idle teen
i wish i hadn't been so clean
i want to stay inside all day
i want the world to go away
i want blood, guts and chocolate cake
i wanna be a real fake
i wish i'd been a teen idle
i wish i'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title
instead of being sixteen & burning up a bible
feeling super super super! suicidal
the wasted years, the wasted youth
the pretty lies, the ugly truth
and the day has come where i have died
only to find i've come alive.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Dear Board of Education,
we are, too

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Argument I heard on the bus:
Guy 1: No, man, gay bros can raise babies. Look at warthog motherf//cker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And Simba became king of motherf//cking Africa.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 9:22am UTC

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus
so I could slap 8 people at once

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