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BravoSierra
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November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC

mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:05pm UTC

my only skill
includes falling in love with people
I can’t have

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 5:07pm UTC

it's nice when someone can reply to
your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 1:42pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
i'm pregnant again and i don't know why?
it must be somthing in the air.
.......................................................................................................................................
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
yeah..........your legs,

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:12pm UTC

Having a broken heart
is like having broken ribs.
On the outside you look fine,
but every breath
hurts...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:31pm UTC

It’s kind of like,
the difference between putting your hand on your own,
and him putting his hand on yours.
When you touch your hand, you don’t feel it,
nothing happens, it’s just there.
But when he has his hand there,
you feel everything.
Every move of his palm,
every squeeze of his hand,
and every brush of his finger.
And you feel it right down to your toes and up to your neck.
Everything in your body tingles,
but it’s the most wonderful thing ever.
Every move he makes,
he makes a difference.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 4:33am UTC

boys walk around shirtless: oh that's fine, it was a hot day and they didn't want to overheat!
girls wear clothes that acknowledge the fact that we are human beings who have shoulders: nO, ///STOP//// the boys will be dISTRACTED FROM LEARNING, keep your sinful shoulders under cover good lord.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Adding a period
at the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic;
lol.
Haha.
You're so funny.
You're hot.
Of course I don't hate you.

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 11:16am UTC

Welcome to
NOBODY CARES
population: 7 billion

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abigaail
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 11:12am UTC

Girl: Daddy, today my boyfriend told me soemthing i dont understand....
dad: What did he say sweetie?
Girl: He said i have a nice front bumper, a good back bumper, and a nice trunk.
Dad:Tell your bf that if he opens the trunk and fills the gas tank...
I WILL BREAK HIS EXHAUSE PIPE!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Next time someone tells me I'm "too childish", I'm just going to look them
directly in the eyes and say very calmly, "You are what you eat." Then I'm going to walk away slowly maintaining eye contact the entire time.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 7:01pm UTC

Spongebob: What if I break your trust someday?
Patrick: Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Unless you physically see me
opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!.
Me: That's silly there's no such thing as- OMG IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Just kidding, he only eats kids.
Me: Goodnight.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:12pm UTC

There is no easy way
to say how I feel.
Its surreal.
When you aren’t around,
I need you more than a dove
needs the sky...

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 11:37am UTC

IF YOU DON'T FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU WANT,
DON'T CRY FOR WHAT YOU LOST.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Normal friend: Wow you are
so cute and good looking!
Best friend: Shrek called, he
wants his face back.
format credit
rajsonkar

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 6:50pm UTC

"If there are any idiots in the room,
please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 9:43pm UTC

summer is real cute until
every type of insect comes out of the eighth circle of he.ll

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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