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Lovedance33
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 8:52am UTC

Alright, iCarly is over now
And I still don't know what Saco
Looks like

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 9:14pm UTC

My favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower, and you just hear a distant
BANG BANG BANG CRASH,
and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Blessed412
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Little girl fourteen, flipping through a magazine, says she wants to look that way. But her hair isn't straight, her body isn't fake, and she's always felt overweight. Little girl fourteen, I wish that you could see, true beauty is within your heart. And you were made with such care, your skin, your body and your hair are perfect just the way they are.
More Beautiful You by Jonny Diaz

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 9:10pm UTC

I just got done
reading something
about mental
disorders
I realized something. Sometimes our worst traits, in reality could be our best. Maybe its not a demon, maybe its like a super power.
I mean dont get me wrong depression sucks. Anxiety sucks. But read some of these facts I learned.
People diagnosed with Depression:
-Are usually smarter than the average person.
-Have a better perspective of the world
-See situations more realistically.
People diagnosed with ADHD
-Thrive in disruptive situations.
-3 times more likely to form their own business
-embrace adventure.
-Adapt at multi-tasking.
People diagnosed with OCD
-Higher level of determination
-naturally good memory
-Doubly as compelled to learn new things.
People diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder.
-four times as capable in art.
-intense creativity level
-increased ability in observing
People diagnosed with Anxiety
-High levels of empathy and able to understand others pain and joy easier.
-understand things on deeper level.
-doubly strong levels of intuition accuracy

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WaitWhoseThatOhThatsMe
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Attention Wittians :
One of our felllow wittians is going to try out for America's got Talent
BUT SHE'S SHY
Show her your Support!!

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AustinH
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 12:36am UTC

List of things I have achieved in 2012:
I didn't kill myself

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 12:10pm UTC

"We don't trash hotels, but we do a little running
Around naked from time to time."
-Niall Horan

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 10:20pm UTC

Saying "i'm tired" when you're really
just sad.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 7:52pm UTC

Self Harm is no joke.
You always hear how self-harmers are "emo" or an "attention seeker" but self-harm really isnt a joke. It takes a lot to get to the point where mental pain turns into physical pain. When you sit there, and make fun of them, you're just making them pull down their sleeves, put on a pair of pants, and hide their skin even more, you're pushing them deeper and deeper into a hole. And if you dont be careful with what you say, that hole will turn into a grave. -Anonymous.

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AustinH
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 12:26am UTC

The most painful thing to see is when tears roll down someone’s face and they’re completely silent.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:18pm UTC

if a mosquito is biting you,
and you flex that muscle, it will explode.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 8:19pm UTC

internet: not everything on the internet you read is true.
me: so there isn't any hot singles in my area that are dying to meet me?
internet: no. terribly sorry.
me: damn, so close.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 5:27pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 7:41pm UTC

people should know by now that
“not a morning person” is code for “shut the f/ck up and leave me alone.”

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 7:38pm UTC

when i see two people flirting,
and it’s been months of this happening, I just feel like yelling “JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY. WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE EACHOTHER.”

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CrazyFootballChick
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 10:13pm UTC

me: your pants. I dont like them.
Take them off.
him: your makeup. I dont like it.
Take it off
♥

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cassiewassy156
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:58pm UTC

So this guy was trying to hit on this girl in my class today and this happened.
Douche: Hey
Girl:..
Douche: HEY
Girl: What?
Douche: You know, there should be a warning sign on my d!ck
Girl: Excuse me?
Douche: Yeah, it should say choking hazard. lol *Hi fives bros*
Girl: Isn't that a label they put on small objects?
That girl just happened to be me.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom
and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself and then realize that it takes time and money and then you retreat to your bed and hate who you are?

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BerthaZ
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 4:56pm UTC

People talk about how steping on a lego is the worst
pain in the world, but i know worse.... hitting your ankle
with a razor scooter.

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