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cassiewassy156

Status: Bite me.

Member Since: 17 Feb 2012 12:54am

Last Seen: 21 Feb 2015 11:48pm

Location: Australia

Gender: F

user id: 274803

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  1. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2015 1:05am UTC
    Never, in all the seventy billion humans who have walked this planet since the beginning of time has there been anyone exactly like you.
    Never, until the end of time will there be another such as you.
    You have shown no knowledge or appreciation or your uniqueness.
    Yet, you are the rarest thing in the world.

  2. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 3:42am UTC
    Wife: Honey, can you please help me with the Garden?
    Husband: Do I look like a Gardener?
    Wife: Honey, the toilet it broken..
    Husband: Do I look like a plumber?
    (Later that day the Husband went out for lunch and when he came back everything was fixed.)
    Husband: Did you fix all this?
    Wife: No, the neighbors son did it.
    Husband: Oh ok..
    Wife: He said make me a burger or sleep with him.
    Husband: You made him a burger, right?
    Wife: Do I look like Burger King?

  3. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Me most of the year: I want this this. I want that. Must have this.
    Me near Christmas: I can't think of a single thing I want.

  4. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶. Nah, I'm a unicorn.

  5. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 3:00am UTC
    W h a t ' s m o r e a w k w a r d ?
    answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.

  6. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    I like big butts and I can
    not lie, you other mothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!

  7. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    thatoneboywhobrings
    a smile to your face
    whenyousimplythinkabouthim

  9. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    ❒ SINGLE
    ❒ TAKEN
    ✔ Eating

  10. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    So this guy was trying to hit on this girl in my class today and this happened.
    Douche: Hey
    Girl:..
    Douche: HEY
    Girl: What?
    Douche: You know, there should be a warning sign on my d!ck
    Girl: Excuse me?
    Douche: Yeah, it should say choking hazard. lol *Hi fives bros*
    Girl: Isn't that a label they put on small objects?
    That girl just happened to be me.

  11. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Potatoes have skin...
    I have skin...
    Therefore I must be a potato

  12. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 3:37am UTC
    T h a t a w k a r d m o m e n t ,
    When you shout out the wrong answer in class with confidence.
    Has happend to me plenty of times ..

  13. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 3:16am UTC
    The most romantic story
    is not Romeo & Juliet who died together,
    but Grandma & Grandpa who grew up together. ♥

  14. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 6:41am UTC
    No, I'm not calling you a s*ut,
    I'm calling you a penny.
    Because you're two-faced, worthless
    And in everybodys pants.

  15. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Pleaseeee go like this on Facebook! :
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Girly-Things/503911052953701?ref=hl
    Thanks :)

  16. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 1:20am UTC
    SpongeBob: What do you normally do when I'm gone?
    Patrick: Wait for you to get back.
    Everybody deserves a true friend. ♥

  17. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    If somebody stays in your head,
    Maybe their meant to be there. ♥

  18. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Some people,
    are like Slinky's, pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

  19. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 5:46am UTC
    This is quite a stange song. But I bet you will laugh. :D
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YPCdJbZYXo
    Lol, what do you think?

  20. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 7:37am UTC
    They say nothing is impossible..
    But I do nothing everyday..?

:)

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