Me: Trips and falls, bleeds, gets a bruise, breaks a bone, gets stung by a bee, falls off a cliff, defeats Voldemort, almost dies, gets in a car crash, blows up leg.
Me: No biggie.
Me: Steps on a Lego.
Me: SH*T FXXK HOLY MOTHER OF LOVE EFFING ODRNFSEDFNRSLKDJNFDSJFNKJ I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE DAYLIGHT EVER AGAIN.
Woohoo for tumblr