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Butterbear
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May 1, 2013 6:57pm UTC

The Witty life of a Witty famous person.
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Dam.n that's it? 200 less than yesterday..
The Witty life of a Witty regular person.
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Omg, I'm getting so Witty famous so fast!

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Butterbear
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May 1, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Hehe, you highlighted this, didn't you? c:

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BlackButterflies
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April 29, 2013 9:13pm UTC

We used to be youandme
and then we were you-and-me
and then we were you and me
and then we were you…. and me?
and now there’s
you
and
then
there’s
me.

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BlackButterflies
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April 30, 2013 5:53am UTC

when my cousin was a little boy, my aunty would sing him the alphabet song to teach him, but she started it off by going "ohhhhhhhhh a b c d e f g" so he spent the first six years of his life firmly believing that "ohhhhhhhh" was the first letter of the alphabet and firmly telling off anyone who told him otherwise.

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jimmy365
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April 29, 2013 11:24pm UTC

sometimes
i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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BlackButterflies
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April 30, 2013 5:57am UTC

oh my gOD I ate lunch at my mum's friend Sarah's house today and Sarah gave her two-year-old daughter a bowl of oatmeal and said, "Libby, don't put the oatmeal in your hair, okay?" Libby goes, "I won't!" Then Sarah turned around for literally two seconds, Libby dumped the entire bowl of oatmeal in her hair and there was a massive moment of silence.
Sarah: Libby, did you put the oatmeal in your hair again?
Libby: [with oatmeal dripping into her face] NO, mummy!
apparently this is a massive problem in their house oh my god

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glitter162*
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April 29, 2013 7:23pm UTC

If A-B-C-D didn't drag out
their part of the song, then maybe L-M-N-O-P wouldn't have to be so rushed.

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finding_nemo
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April 29, 2013 8:19pm UTC

*My brother telling my mom a story*
brother: So I walk in
me: Like what up I got a big c/ck?
me: Were you so pumped you bought some sh/t from a thrift shop?
brother:
brother: You're the second person to do that to me today.

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pinapplesealover3
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April 30, 2013 5:36pm UTC

I'm just another girl
who's willing to wait for someone who won't even give me a chance.

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courtneylol_*
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April 29, 2013 3:33pm UTC

Me: eats 14 bags of chips
Me: I think that's a good start of my diet

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courtneylol_*
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April 29, 2013 3:39pm UTC

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
BOYFRIEND

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SalemSoto
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April 29, 2013 8:17pm UTC

I want to find the male version of me.
That would be epic.

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SalemSoto
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April 29, 2013 8:21pm UTC

zombies eat brains.
your'e safe.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Girl_Thats_Never_Noticed
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April 29, 2013 9:19pm UTC

I cant even explain how im feeling right now...
I know im hurt..
Im sad..
Im bawling my eyes out..
Ugh!!
Everyone, listen to me..
Dont ever wait to tell someone how you feel about them..
One day, you may wake up and theyll be gone and you wont even know it till its too late...
Im always gonna love that boy..
</3

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TellitTotheFrogs*
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March 27, 2013 9:02pm UTC

S.W.A.G.
She Wants A Gentleman

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*SocialCasualty*
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April 24, 2013 4:44pm UTC

I-I'- IMAA I-I-IMA
MOTHER FATHER GENTLEMAN!

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