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  1. Dark_Thinker Dark_Thinker
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2014 3:12am UTC
    The most Heart Touching Words come from a Broken Heart...

  2. you made it til' 2015* you made it til' 2015*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2014 9:26pm UTC
    "will it ever get better?"
    the real question is will you survive long enough to find out yorself.

  3. iPrincessLana iPrincessLana
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 4:56pm UTC
    Do you remember our fight about
    who loves the other one more?
    I was right.

  4. seo143 seo143
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 9:42pm UTC
    It's the holidays again...This brings back all of the memories.
    I was so happy at this time last year.Why did you leave?
    Why did you treat me like I was only an object?
    I just need someone here for me, someone to give me,
    STRENGTH!

  5. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2014 12:23am UTC
    Ending 2014
    with more friends lost than made

  6. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2014 12:22am UTC
    My friends grew up, they never get drunkThey never wanna hang out lateThey're gonna get jobs, they're gonna pay billsThey're gonna get old and grayI'll never do that, I wanna stay youngDon't wanna fit in, I wanna have funSo if that's okay, I don't think I'm ever gonna act my age

  7. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2014 5:40pm UTC
    I WILL
    FIND
    WHERE I
    belong.
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original photographer unknown

  8. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    Sometimes the past is something
    you-just-can't-let-go-of-and
    Sometimes the past is something
    we-'ll-do-anything-to-forget
    and sometimes we learn something
    new-about-the-past--that-changes-everything
    we know about the present.
    grey's-anatomy

  9. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2014 6:36am UTC
    D O N ' T C O U N T
    the days,
    M A K E T H E D A Y S
    count.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Question: Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?
    John Green: No and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this than men.
    John Green: Also, it's such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine, if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast, Cheerios be like, "I'm the 48th ceareal you've tried eating! I don't feel special!"
    John Green: Well then screw you, Cheerios. I can't go back into the past and un-eat all those cereals, but that doesn't mean I don't genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch!

  11. ImAnch0red ImAnch0red
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Selfharm isn't cowardly.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC
    am i the only one who tries to
    learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    Girl on Witty to Steve: Happy Valentine's Day! What will you be getting for the Mrs.?
    Steve: TODAY'S VALENTINE'S DAY???!!!
    life = made

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    omfG
    SO TODAY IN
    PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
    PHONE WENT OFF
    AND HER RINGTONE
    WAS SHINE
    BRIGHT LIKE A
    DIAMOND AND MY
    TEACHER STOOD UP
    AND SAID TURN
    THAT THING OFF IF I
    HEAR IT AGAIN
    I WILL PERSONALLY
    TRACK DOWN
    RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
    TO HER THAT
    DIAMONDS DO NOT
    SHINE THEY REFLECT
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  15. TaintedCorruption TaintedCorruption
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Sister: What's a pedestrian?
    Me: Ask mom.
    Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
    Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
    Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
    Mom: But you are a pedestrain
    Sister: *cries*

  16. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    *My brother's friend got another tattoo*
    Me: Now you can't give blood.
    brother's friend: I know that's why I got it.
    brother's friend: I hate needles.
    Can we just let this sink in?

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL?
    I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF EIGHTH GRADE AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
    Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    I would be
    an awful parent.
    My kid would say
    “I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
    and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
    “I feel you”

:)

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