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abbfab99
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October 13, 2012 10:27am UTC

How awkward would it be when we're older and our kids finds our witty.

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MsMinty101
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October 13, 2012 10:24am UTC

50% of witty girls: i'm so ugly.
50% of witty girls: BRO I'M SEXY.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 13, 2012 10:37am UTC

Mom: Did you eat all the donuts?
Me: Pssh, what? No.
Mom: Why are you lying to me? I can see all the powder all over your pants.
Me: This is, um, cocaine?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mars*
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October 13, 2012 10:35am UTC

Zayn: I always wanted a brother now I have four
Me: I always wanted a boyfriend now I have five.

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TrappedInWonderland
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September 9, 2012 11:00pm UTC

Dear best friend,
Why didn't you text me today?
I mean ...Did you really think I had other friends?
Sincerely,
Socialy awkward best friend who can't text anyone else because it's just to awkward
mq

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October 11, 2012 7:49pm UTC

Mean Girls Fact #12
The skirts for the Christmas talent show were made of plastic; the costume designer said they chose this to "represent the Plastics."

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EvenIfiLovedYou
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October 11, 2012 8:34pm UTC

The sound of
children
laughing makes me happy.
Unless I'm home alone and the power's out.
nmq

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Forever_Alone602
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October 11, 2012 8:19pm UTC

I'll never forgive Jamie Lynn Spears for getting pregnant and ruining Zoey 101.

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mars*
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October 12, 2012 2:54pm UTC

**When Steve and his wife find out the gender of their baby...**
Doctor: Congratulations! its a girl!
Steve: *Facepalm* No no no no...This cannot be happening. DON'T YOU REALISE WHATS HAPPENING?!?! OUR LIVES WILL BECOME LIVING HELL!!
Steve's wife: What are you talking about..?
Steve: ....HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE GIRLS ON MY WEBSITE..? YOU DON'T REALISE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! SHE'LL GROW INTO A TEENAGER AND SHE WILL BECOME OBSESSED WITH A BOYBAND, AND CRY ABOUT BEING FOREVER ALONE, AND...THE GIRLS ARE CRAZY!
Steve: CRAZY I TELL YOU!!
MY QUOTE.

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bye*
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October 11, 2012 6:33pm UTC

Yesterday I was in a public bathroom...
I went to wash my hands and noticed a sticker in the bottom of the mirror. It read:
"WARNING! Reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of beauty."

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