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lovecrazy
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October 11, 2012 6:30pm UTC

I have to write a story for English,
it can only be 5 sentences. No more, no less. & it can be about anything we want. Well, this is mine:
Once there was a boy named Timmy and a girl named Sally. One day Timmy thought it would be funny to make Sally fall in love with him when he didn't feel the same, so he went up to her and told her that she looked beautiful and he wished she was his. Sally, the silly, naive little girl she was, believed Timmy and fell head over heels in love with him. Then one day Sally overheard Timmy talking to his friends, he said "Sally is so dumb, does she actually think I like her?!" Sally got so mad, that she walked up to him, punched him in the balls and went out with his twin brother Tommy.
The End.

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JustStevie
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October 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC

So today, my girlfriend was telling me a story, and I interrupted her with a kiss.
She replied with: "Uhm excuse me, I was talking.."

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Ash_leigh*
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October 11, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Friend: I failed my spelling test because the question said, "Spell Perfect", and I spelled his name <3
Me: ..............................
Friend: ...........................
Me: .................................
Friend: .............................
Me: Well then you're an idiot.

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Bravosierra*
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October 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Just because I'm not a starving kid in Africa
Does not mean my life is the best thing ever.

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