Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

justcallie

  1. ToxicTragedy ToxicTragedy
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Teenager Post #8034
    That awkward momnet when your're at a friends house, and their parents start screaming at them...and your're just like.....that's a nice wall

  2. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    Imagine it's New Years Eve.
    You're sitting on a dark red love seat, sipping on some sparkling grape juice.
    You're at a family party, bored out of your mind.
    You decide that when you're done with your drink you're going to go outside and walk around.
    So you do.
    You're outside and the chilly weather is causing you to shiver a little.
    Your cheeks are turning red.
    As you're walking you hear people beginning to countdown.
    They're at 60.
    You hear footsteps.
    59
    You turn around
    58
    You see a boy standing there and recognize him as the boy you have a crush on.
    50
    "What are you doing out? Shouldn't you be counting down?" You ask, and fold your arms over your chest, trying to warm yourself up.
    41
    "I could be asking you the same thing," He smirks.
    37
    "I was just taking a walk." You say slowly.
    32
    "So was I," He walks closer to you.
    28
    When he's almost too close you start to back up a little. "Have you thought about any resolutions?" He asks.
    22
    "Uh... to be happy and to find love" You shiver a little.
    18
    "I have pretty much the same," He begins.
    13
    "But," he says, "there's one thing I would like to add to my list."
    10
    "In order to find love,"
    8
    "I have to ask out the girl I love."
    6
    You nod, not understanding.
    4
    "So what I'm trying to say is 'do you love me back?'"
    2
    He rushes up to you just as they get to o and he kisses you.
    It lasts for a few seconds and when it's over, you look at him, smile and say,
    "That was a question, wasn't it?"
    He smiles back and says, "Of course it was,"
    "The answer is yes," you say and you hug him tightly.
    Suddenly something happens. You're being licked. What? You think. You open your eyes to your black and white cat licking you forehead and purring.
    "Oh, great," you moan.
    "Another dream."


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 2:22am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. purplehaze purplehaze
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 6:39am UTC
    being so akward you wonder
    why people still talking to you

  6. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 7:07am UTC
    JOIN THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE NO MONDAY

  7. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 7:17am UTC
    You have no idea how happy I get when the phone rings and it's you
    microwave beeps and my food is ready

  8. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 7:41am UTC
    "If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question."
    followforafollow

  9. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 7:44am UTC
    "Hey honey, do you smell that?"
    "No."
    "Me neither, start cooking"

  10. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 7:47am UTC
    That awkward
    moment
    when you hear a joke and
    you realize that it was about
    you

  11. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 7:50am UTC
    It isn't an awkward moment
    when you forget to do your homework
    and your teacher forgets to collect it

  12. KatherinKat KatherinKat
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 8:10am UTC
    3 words, 8 letters, that lead to instant popularity:
    "I HAVE GUM"


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. sugrfree sugrfree
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:15am UTC
    Me: status, status, what to put for a status...
    Me: *types*
    Me: nope. The world can't handle that one yet.

  15. sugrfree sugrfree
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:19am UTC
    Me: *hears song in mall*
    Me: ...
    Me: Who let this person in a recording studio?

  16. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 10:52am UTC
    me anywhere i go: i hope i don't see anyone i know

  17. Jodie_Ox Jodie_Ox
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 11:14am UTC
    What I think when I'm in School
    Ugh walk faster you little nobheads
    You're all so annoying
    Seriously, how can someone be so stupid?
    ugh idgaf if my uniform is messy
    Don't talk to me
    I hate you
    Just shut the f*ck up you idiots
    I want to go home
    Why do I even bother ugh
    die
    die
    I could be in bed right now
    Why do we even need to learn this sh*t UGH
    I give up
    I'm hungry
    kill me now kill me now kill me now

  18. Hibbels Hibbels
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 11:52am UTC
    School: Be yourself
    School: But don't get any piercings or dye your hair, or stand out from the rest or even act how you usually would or choose to be different from other people.

  19. Kaylahsaurous Kaylahsaurous
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    F*uck love.
    I have cats.

  20. BitterSweet57 BitterSweet57
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 7:58am UTC
    Do you ever lay awake at night, staring at the ceiling.
    While you think about every moment you wish you could change?

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles