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Kaylahsaurous

1. Kaylahsaurous
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   March 8, 2013 12:10pm UTC
   Let's text~
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   I need friends.
   
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2. Kaylahsaurous
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   February 20, 2013 1:01pm UTC
   Say you love me
   & I'm yours.
   
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3. Kaylahsaurous
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   February 13, 2013 1:37pm UTC
   It scares me
   that you never know
   what someone is thinking or feeling
   towards you and everything that they say
   could be one massive lie.
   
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4. Kaylahsaurous
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   February 12, 2013 1:51pm UTC
   Ma to the damn D E A.
   
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5. Kaylahsaurous
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   February 4, 2013 4:20pm UTC
   If you like me...
   Then say you like me.
   
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6. Kaylahsaurous
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   February 4, 2013 4:10pm UTC
   Welcome to Friendzone
   Population: Me
   I'll be your tour guide.
   I'm also the president.
   
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7. Kaylahsaurous
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   February 1, 2013 2:29pm UTC
   I'm worth more than you can ever imagine.
   
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8. Kaylahsaurous
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   January 31, 2013 4:50pm UTC
   *Gets candle as birthday gift*
   You do know I have electricity, right?
   
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9. Kaylahsaurous
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   January 31, 2013 3:11pm UTC
   I honestly stopped caring about what you think a long time ago because I don't matter anyway.
   
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10. Kaylahsaurous
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    January 31, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Who will be my Valentine?
    ...
    
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11. Kaylahsaurous
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    January 31, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    I need a best friend.
    ...
    
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12. Kaylahsaurous
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    January 31, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    "Mom, I'm pregnant."
    "Really? I could've sworn you swallowed a watermelon."
    ...
    
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13. Kaylahsaurous
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    January 31, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    Tell me something.
    Were her lips worth it?
    :c
    
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14. Kaylahsaurous
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    January 31, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    I wish that I could take it back.
    But... it's over...
    
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15. Kaylahsaurous
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    January 31, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    Yes. I'm pregnant.
    ._.
    
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16. Kaylahsaurous
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    January 31, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    You're attractive.
    
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17. Kaylahsaurous
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    January 31, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Student: I'm late?
    Teacher: You just missed an entire period
    Student: Are you telling me that I'm pregnant?
    
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18. Kaylahsaurous
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    January 31, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    <3 Just love me.
    
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19. Kaylahsaurous
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    January 30, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    My boyfriend, Juston, is the biggest dorkasaurous
    in the world.
    justsaying.
    
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20. Kaylahsaurous
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    January 30, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    "Babe, when you were graduating I was in sixth grade..."- me
    "Thank you for making me feel like more of a pedophile"- Juston
    
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