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  1. candyluster candyluster
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    me: *never had a boyfriend*
    me: WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER! YOU GO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS TALK TO MY FRIENDS TALK TO ME BUT WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!

  2. asianprincez asianprincez
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    nutella
    +
    coke
    +
    popcorn
    +
    witty
    =
    my life

  3. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Mom: The best things in life are free.
    Concert Tickets: LOL
    Merch: LOL
    Food: LOL
    Internet: LOL
    Books: LOL
    DVDs: LOL
    Ed Sheeran: The worst things in life come free to us

  5. LoveIsEnchanting LoveIsEnchanting
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    .
    i flush public toilets
    with my foot
    .

  6. RejectedGamer RejectedGamer
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    g
    I remeber when glowsticks were so magical

    ©RejectedGamer

  7. alybear8 alybear8
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    (._. ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
    ALASKAN BULL WORM

  8. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:08am UTC
    I'm awesome
    [Agree] [die]

  9. XxDeepConfessionsxX XxDeepConfessionsxX
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:49am UTC
    Lazy fact number 3546568:
    You are to lazy too read that number.

  10. SoOoSoOo SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 3:39am UTC
    Home is where i can look
    like a comfortable hobo.
     

  11. SoOoSoOo SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 4:05am UTC
    Imagine!!!
    a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has past in the real world

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 4:21am UTC
    today our teacher sent out an email to everyone,
    telling us about an assignment.
    he signed it with "xoxo, gossip girl."

  13. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 8:49am UTC
    THE BEST KIND OF FRIENDSHIP STARTS WITH A
    you too? i thought i was the only one!
    ------- -----------------

  14. courtneylol_* courtneylol_*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 7:21am UTC
    Child: Mommy, how was I made?
    Mom: Well, it all started when your father came out with his new song, Live While We're Young....

  15. Cloudsinthesky Cloudsinthesky
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 8:07am UTC
    jellotime.com
    BEST.SITE.EVER
    GO THERE NOW
    HAVE YOU GONE YET???
    enjoy :)

  16. Cloudsinthesky Cloudsinthesky
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 9:44am UTC
    This week:
    Dad: What's Facebook?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Meh, you old. It's not that cool. Go watch the social network
    Mum: Whats Twitter?
    Me:
    Best Friend:
    Dog:
    Me: It's for sharing thoughts and stuff.....don't worry not that important
    Mum: What the heck is witty?
    Me:
    Pig:
    Dog:
    Cat:
    Rainbow:
    Brother: So.....?
    Sister:
    Me: OUT OF MY ROOM. IT. IS. MY. LIFE.
    :D love witty

  17. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 9:11am UTC
    is it just me or :
    when ever you go over some one else's house-their house has their own.... scent?

  18. batmancupcake57girl batmancupcake57girl
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 10:05am UTC
    Shortest horror story ever:
    Computer: unable to connect to the internet

  19. Bonjour_Ica Bonjour_Ica
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 11:06am UTC
    When Niall Finds His Princess
    Half of directioners: I WANTED TO BE NIALL'S PRINCESS, I HATE HER SHE DOESNT DESERVE HIM! ASDFGHJKL!
    Other half of directioners: Awh, Niall found his princess. Im so sad, I wanted to be his princess, but if he is happy then I am happy.
    Me: Awh Niall, look at what some sweet directioners are saying about us.

  20. Bonjour_Ica Bonjour_Ica
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 11:14am UTC
    When I drive my kids to school in the future:
    Me: I"So kids, have a good da-"
    Radio: "your insecure, dont know what for"
    Me: *Sings Loudly* "YOU'RE TURNING HEADS WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DO-O-OR!"
    Daughter: "Mum, why?"
    Me: *Continues Singing* "DON'T NEED MAKE-UP TO COVER UP... BEING THE WAY THAT YOU ARE IS ENOUGH-OU-OUGH"
    Daughter: "Mum!"
    Me: "EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT!"
    Daughter: "MUM!"
    Me: "What!?"
    Daughter: "Why are you singing Dads part? I like that part!"

:)

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