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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    do you ever get so annoyed
    at everything
    that you start to get mad at even little things
    like a spoon clinking against a bowl
    or sounds of people talking?

  2. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    It's sad to think
    how many beautiful people
    are living each day hating theirselves

  3. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    What if Crazy Steve killed Drake and Josh
    and their family, kidnapped Megan,
    moved to a different city, forced her to call
    herself Carly, pretended he was her
    older brother, and renamed himself Spencer?

  4. erinstaley erinstaley
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Leviticus 20:13
    If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

  5. erinstaley erinstaley
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    There shall be no wh0re of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
    Thou shalt not bring the hire of a wh0re, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
    -Deuteronomy 23:17-18

  6. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    When I do something weird while I'm all alone,
    I say "Just kidding" in case my life is like the Truman Show.

  7. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Just saw this on Tumblr:
    I like my Presidents like I like my coffee....
    Hot, strong, and black.
    ...LOL

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 6:45am UTC
    me: i am not allowed to like that boy.
    me: i am not allowed to like that boy
    me: i am not allowed to like that boy
    me: ...
    me: ...
    me: ...i like that boy.

  9. YoungForever_723* YoungForever_723*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    && even now
    i love you

  10. JesusSaves JesusSaves
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 9:53am UTC
    GOD WILL PROVIDE :)

  11. JesusSaves JesusSaves
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 9:56am UTC
    He has paid the price for your freedom. Will you accept and receive Him into your heart today?

  12. dommyy10 dommyy10
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:49am UTC
    No one will ever beable to understand the capacity of God's love for the world
    AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US.

  13. dommyy10 dommyy10
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:54am UTC
    Don't Give Up On Yourself
    Because God hasn't given up on you.

  14. dommyy10 dommyy10
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 11:02am UTC
    His Child
    Baby's are always screaming and crying,
    Endless nights of waking up is extremely tiring.
    But every time a child cries and screams,
    A father never fails to run in to meet the baby's needs.
    At the sound of a child's cry a father responds immediately,
    No matter how many times they call for their help, they come running repeatedly.
    My parents ran to me, and your parents did it for you,
    SO much more would your Heavenly Father do?

  15. erinstaley erinstaley
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Madam and Eve

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    me: can i go to the bathroom
    teacher: no, too many of you have gone already.
    me: wow you're right, this class shares such a dEEP SPIRITUAL CONNECTION THAT OUR BLADDERS ARE SOMEHOW CONNECTED
    me: WHEN ONE OF US PEES, THEY PEE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE PEOPLE
    me: we do not pee alone. we pee as one.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    sometimes i laugh about the fact that the french phrase for someone calm who gets very angry, "mouton enragé", literally means an engraged sheep.

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    yeah my milkshakes brin.g all the boys to the yard
    but then i'm like no f.uck off these are my milkshakes not yours
    so i drink all the milkshakes a.nd end up fat and alone

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    i'm your cure
    and you are my disease
    i am saving you
    but you are killing me.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 2:51am UTC
    i want to open a cafe that has really unhealthy yet delicious food and call it The Calorie Gallery, who's with me?

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