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me: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: no, too many of you have gone already.
me: wow you're right, this class shares such a  dEEP SPIRITUAL CONNECTION THAT OUR BLADDERS ARE SOMEHOW CONNECTED
me: WHEN ONE OF US PEES, THEY PEE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE PEOPLE
me: we do not pee alone. we pee as one.

 
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me: can i go to the bathroom teacher: no, too many of you have

465 faves · 8 comments · Mar 1, 2013 10:46pm

BlackButterflies

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ihatethissomuch · school · teachers · funny

ForgiveMe · 1 decade ago
Thank you for this :P
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Saige112 · 1 decade ago
i would probably start chanting "free the pee! free the pee" but we pee as one is waaayyyyy better
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
Lol like in Bridge To Terabithia?
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Saige112 · 1 decade ago
Yep!
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
HA HA HA OMG TOO FUNNY :)
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emilygm* · 1 decade ago
too true XD "deep spiritual connection" like really, wtf do they think we do in the bathroom?! lol
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SeptemberLove2 · 1 decade ago
xD ''We pee as one.''
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solyh* · 1 decade ago
I literally laughed out loud xD
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