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WhoNeedsToKnow
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 9:02am UTC

Fav this
and I will go to your page, and tell you the first thing I notice about you.

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LilyTree
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 7:27pm UTC

Q: Why was the blondes bellybutton so sore?
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because her boyfriend was also blonde.
no hate intended

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tylerr
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 11:12pm UTC

even after all this time,
i still want you.

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idance
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:53pm UTC

It's okay, I understand.
She's skinnier.
She's funnier.
She's prettier.
Don't worry,
I wouldn't choose me either.

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toria_skax
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 11:24pm UTC

If there was an award for laziness,
I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:54pm UTC

You should have opened your eyes sooner.
I was crazy for you

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TuckersGirl
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 4:20pm UTC

Did anyone else notice that
Witty is PURPLE?
Format by twilightgirl995

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mustaches_
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 9:21pm UTC

♥
I want a legit guy best friend.
not one that has a thing for me and becomes my
friend JUST TO MAKE
me fall for him. I want one
that'll treat me like his baby sister.
You know, be protective over me and the guy
I like, someone I can tell every little thing to, someone I
can beat up, someone that'll help me
through all my stresses & problems. I'd love
TO HAVE A GUY BEST FRIEND.
ALL OF THE FUN,
without the sticky love.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 3:48pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥
Sometimes I wonder if anyone out there has
a crush on me.
If their heart skips a beat when I text them.
Or if they lay in bed thinking of me.
Probably not.
♥ ♥♥

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 10:59pm UTC

Dear education,
Why am I getting an A+ in Spanish
and a D in English?
Sincerely, confused.

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 9:04pm UTC

TeenagerPost#103
Avoiding someone because you have a ridiculous crush on them.
nmq.nmf,

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Mom, where are you???
Leaving Walmart. Half way home. Why Sweetie?
You brought me to Walmart with you...
OH DARN! I knew I was forgetting something!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Don’t waste electricity.
How would you like it if someone turned you on and walked away?
format by jimmy365/nmq

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 11:01pm UTC

2013
the year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section,
to the comedy section.
format by jimmy365

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whatagorgeousmess
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Facebook boys: You should come over. We can have some fun if you know what I mean. ;)Witty boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favorite movie, and hold hands, and I'll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.Boys I know: Make me a sandwich.

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KileighBarclift
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 7:50pm UTC

The Dif f erence between Me & A calander
is that a calander actually
Has dates -______-

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 10:12pm UTC

my dad: going to the mall on Friday nights is
dangerous!
me: you know what's funny? you send me to
school everyday & you think I'm actually safe
there.

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you_know_you_love_me
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:21pm UTC

A boy spends his time
finding a girl to sleep with. A real man spends his time
looking for the one worth waking up to.♥

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:24pm UTC

"OMG, weekends should be longer than 2 days! :c"
"Yeah. So should your relationships."

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