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my dad: going to the mall on Friday nights is

dangerous!


me: you know what's funny? you send me to

school everyday & you think I'm actually safe

there.


 
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my dad: going to the mall on Friday nights is dangerous! me:

1692 faves · 7 comments · Feb 1, 2012 10:12pm

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EleanorGrace · 1 decade ago
wow yur quotes are amaziinggg!
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vogue · 1 decade ago
im the 1440 fave
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TebowIsBeast · 1 decade ago
1250 faves and only five comments. mind=blown
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ForeverYounq_ · 1 decade ago
I don't feel safe at school either believe me
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SUMMER_LOVE_SECRETS · 1 decade ago
school is for learning, LOOL. (: aha, thats pretty deep, YA KNOW?
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pInKlOvEr4eVa · 1 decade ago
Your deffinatly not alone boo<3
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Tempest* · 1 decade ago
this omg
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