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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Cop: When is your birthday?
Me: April 20th
Cop: What year?
Me: Every year.
Cop: Well played.....
lol fav if you get it:)

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Echo_741
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 11:39am UTC

I'm taking → a survey.
If you support gay marriage; comment.
If you are against gay marriage; comment.
If you want to see a panda on a unicycle juggling pineapples; FAVE.

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musicgirl917
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 2:57pm UTC

WSHG
we stalk hot guys
care to join our organization?
the FBI is pretty jelous :)

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 9:42pm UTC

"Who's that?"
"What are they doing?"
"What's happening?";
"Shut up and watch the movie".

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 7:17pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
.: w h e n a g u y a c c i d e n t l y h i t s y o u r b o o b :.

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danni79
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC

click to see this quote

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

R.I.P
to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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mareadia914
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC

Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
All because of one man:
Steve Jobs. Even those of you
who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
Lets fave this one for him ♥

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Pistachiox3
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 12:28am UTC

I fake the dates on my papers ,
so it doesn't look like i did it last minute.
♥

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bridgiexbabes
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 9:22pm UTC

so, today during lunch, this girl found out
her boyfriend had been cheating on her...
she brought all his clothes
& things that he left at her house
& as soon as he sat down at his table,
she stood behind him & gave him one kiss.
she took his milk,
& he thought nothing of it.
then she poured it on his head
& threw all his stuff at him.
& THAT is how a real breakup is done.
everyone was clapping for her

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
April 3, 2011 5:06pm UTC

DearBoys,
If a girl gets shoved into you, she likes you.

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confusedmuch4472
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC

I was on Facebook and a girl's status was "Never been called pretty." about 90 people commented; all guys, saying she was beautiful. She's autistic. ♥

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peanut43998
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC

WHEN I SAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE,
MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T COUNT.
♥
N NMF.

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qwi
posted a quote
February 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC

how awesome \\
would be playing hide-n-go seek
in your w h o l e s c h o o l .♥♥♥
font not mine.

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jessicaaak
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC

counting people in class
to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

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tishfayeobrienmwahh
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC

how did you get that scar?
well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.
♥

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stephismagical
posted a quote
July 20, 2010 11:08pm UTC

Dear Witty Girl,
Feel free to add this to your faves {♥}
As a reminder
So when you are married and happy
(And somehow remember you have a Witty Profiles account),
You can come and tell us
That what we fight for and cry for
Really does exist.♥ ♥ ♥

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x3_never_let_go
posted a quote
July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC

HEY 90'S KIDS;
Remember when..
Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
"Talk to the hand" said it all?
The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
All movies came out on VHS?
The Rugrats were still babies?
Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

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gabby1296
posted a quote
January 22, 2011 9:06pm UTC

I'm suspended from school for 3 months
A few weeks ago, my best friend's mom was diagnosed with
cancer
She cried on my shoulder in the middle of a hallway full of people
asking "Who did it"
One of the popular kids walked up to her and said
"get over it"
I've never hit anyone harder
-tumblr

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