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capsized*
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November 7, 2013 5:11pm UTC

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happiest*
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November 9, 2013 2:23pm UTC

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC

"LSD causes users to lose weight."
That makes sense. It's kind of hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.

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absent *
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November 8, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Why aren't things like bras, pads, tampons, etc free? Like, I didn't choose the vag life, the vag life chose me.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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November 6, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Apparently “bae” means “before anyone else”
I always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:28pm UTC

When I die, I'm going to
invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral, and I'll make sure they play a remix of "Call Me Maybe", "Gangnam Style", and "Harlem Shake" and whoever sticks it out the longest is going to inherit everything I have.
Yes, I put the fun in funeral.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 2:17pm UTC

I named my dog "5 Miles" so
I could tell people I walk 5 miles everyday.
Oh, who am I kidding? I don't even do that.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 7:03pm UTC

If I ever live to
be
100,
I'm gonna make up a fake reason why I lived so long,
like I ate pine cones every day at 4 pm

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 7:06pm UTC

The only times you should
EVER consider interrupting a woman mid-sentence:
-I've won the lottery
-I'm having a heart attack
-I love you

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伤*
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July 14, 2013 1:48pm UTC

What if the reason the creators of monsters inc waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say good bye to the child that loved their movies properly?

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glitter162*
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July 11, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Girl on Facebook: To look in the mirror and see that the person staring back isn't you...
Me: Then it's probably a window instead.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 6:28pm UTC

Texting two people at one time
Is too much for my anti-social brain to handle.

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yourcool
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July 15, 2013 2:33am UTC

I would honesty be an awful parent.
My kid would say "I don't want to go to school, I just want to sleep." and I would literally probably just get in bed with them and say "I feel you."

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 2:55am UTC

i would describe my lifestyle as
"please don't sit next to me on the bus"

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Ethanol
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July 15, 2013 12:01pm UTC

"Love is how you stay alive,
even after you are gone."
― Cory Monteith

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伤*
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 12:25pm UTC

SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO WEAR white
AND SAY I DO
but now she's wearing BLACK
AND SAYING GOODBYE

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:14am UTC

if watching a show doesn't make you
sexually frustrated, heartbroken or weeping and in need of punching someone in the face then it's not a good tv show trust me

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:36am UTC

mr. moseby: how do you lose a woman?!?!
cody: you forget to cherish her.
eric mathews: lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.
stitch: ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind. or forgotten.
fakifi: oh yes, the past can hurt. but the way i see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.
peter pan: never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.
hercules: a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.
winnie the pooh: if there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, and i'll stay there forever.
the mad hatter: have i gone mad?
alice: i'm afraid so. you're entirely bonkers. but i'll tell you a secret. all the best people are.
mulan: you're at peace because you know it's okay to be afraid.
dory: i look at you and i'm home. please. i don't want that to go away.
WHAT HAPPENED DISNEY

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:40am UTC

i don't understand people who make multiple
facebook statuses every day like wtf I haven't made a facebook status since like world war 2

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:08am UTC

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop
called "Monsters Ink."

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