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aishaissocoollike
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July 7, 2012 10:08am UTC

What people think British people say: Excuse me darling, would you like to come and have a cup of tea and be of my aquaintance?
What British people really say: Sup sexy, you is lookin' bareeeee peng bruv, come and do me hard.
Had to change it abit because the other one was abit of a fail LOL

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ThisGirlIsAKittyKat
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July 7, 2012 10:09am UTC

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Sara*
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 10:14am UTC

The last day of school, I celebrated my brithday with my friends:
Friends: *crying like there's no tomorrow* I will miss you so much! And I love you! I don't wanna lose you! I will call you everyday!
Me: C'mon b-tches, I have to open my presents
true story

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kayleebasketballlover25
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 10:15am UTC

You dont need to make statues about how early it is, we have clocks for that, idiots.

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Blueeyegurl417
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 11:35am UTC

Australians
are sexyy.

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ineedausername
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 9:07am UTC

Suicide Hotline-
1-800-273-8255
Favorite/Repost if you are willing to save
some ones life by favoriting/reposting this quote.
**Message from ineedausername: If your thinking about suicide, please remember you've probably got a loving family and plenty of friends who love you. Suicide isn't a selfish thing, You probably think, the world will be better without you, that you waste oxegan. No, you really dont hunny. Keep Strong.
Theres plenty of people that are most likely worse off that you.
Think of the straving children in Africa, No Food, No Money,
Yet No-One Helps Them
**

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xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC

Suicide Hotline-
1-800-273-8255
Favorite if you are willing to save
some ones life by favoriting this quote.

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rachelinaballerina98
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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Izzy10bella
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Most girls: I hangout with guys, there's less drama than with girls.
Me: I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Reasons why I tell my mom yes
Because I actually care
To get her to shut up

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 1:42pm UTC

Peeta: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Katniss: Oh god not again.
Peeta: I'm throwing bread when i walk out the door.
Katniss: Peeta...
Peeta: Don't need make-up, to cover up. That reaping dress is enough.
Katniss: What, really?
Peeta: Everyone else in the destrict can see it, everyone else but you.
Katniss: Just stop!
Peeta: Katniss you light up my world lke nobody else! The way that you're catching fire gets me overwhelmed. But when you climb up those trees it aint hard to tell, you don' t know oh-oh.
Katniss: You're embarrassing me...
Peeta:YOU DON'T KNOW I LOVE YOU SO!
quote edited by lozza821/nmf

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 3:17pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when you're singing and you didn't know someone was watching.

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 12:19pm UTC

"I like your hair"
Thanks. I grew it myself.

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Normal Teenager: Make sure to be quiet while sneaking out of the house at 1am
Me: Make sure to be quiet while making a sandwich at 1am.

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muffinsandwitty7557
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Pretty girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than hot.
Me: I'll take what I can get.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 5:34pm UTC

I'm going to start making wishes at
12:34
because the numbers are in order, so maybe, everything else will fall into place too.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 11:20am UTC

Some guy on facebook called me fat.
So, I replied with "Wee. Thanks."
Then he's "You hungry? Want some food."
My brilliant next response was
HE/L F/CKING YEAH.

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shann42800
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 11:17am UTC

ADIMIT IT
We have all tried to have a diary but failed epically...

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Buki
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July 5, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Father: Say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy
Father: Come on! Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy.
Father: F*ck you! Say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Honey! I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?!
Baby: Daddy
Father: Are you kidding me?!

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 4:42am UTC

I would never cheat in a relationship
because that would require two people to find me attractive.

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