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Grainne12
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May 1, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Crocs
Making humans look like idiots since 2002

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Lolax3
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May 4, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Does February march?
No , but April may.
{♥} if you get it.

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dancergrl101
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May 4, 2012 10:11pm UTC

"we'd totally date a fan!"
liam: dates famous dancer
louis: dates gorgeous model
zayn: hooks up with famous singer
harry: hooks up with model
niall: sits there and does nothing
me: i love you niall

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xPoptartStealerx
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May 3, 2012 8:31pm UTC

"Louis and Niall don't get many solos because their voices get girls pregnant"
-Harry Styles

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sophsunflower12

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May 2, 2012 5:26pm UTC

i think it should be
a law that all teenage girls must watch the movie, Mean Girls, at least once.

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Breeze
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May 4, 2012 8:46am UTC

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It's
STAR
WARS
day!
May the fourth be with you!
Format by Breeze
nmq

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Marshearts
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May 3, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Hey! My crush asked me out!
Cool! Whens your date?
nmf, followme(:
February 30th! Isn't it great?!?
nmf, followme(:
- You poor dear...
nmf, followme(:

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babyBrii
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 6:32pm UTC

So I think I finally figured out
what guys do at sleepovers.
:Truth or dare?
:Dare.
:I dare you to tell her you love her.
:But I don't?
:So?
:Okay, I'll do it.

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ImmaBeWitty
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May 2, 2012 4:02pm UTC

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superfish12
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May 5, 2012 9:32pm UTC

FaceBook is my friend,
YouTube is my voice,
Google is my brain,
Witty is my heart.

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thatswutshesaid
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May 2, 2012 6:03pm UTC

True story; (worth the read)
Today when I was waiting in line at the store with my Mom, a little girl pointed at me and whispered to her mom, "What are those scars from on her? And why doesn't she have as much hair as I do? What's that thing on her head?"
The mom turned to her and said "Sophie, that girl is probably one of the strongest people you will meet. She has a disease and to cure it she has to take a form of medicine that makes her hair fall out. She's no different than me, or you. She's probably been through much more than she deserves. And.."
The little girl stopped her from talking and ran over to me.
She handed me a chocolate bar and said "I'm sorry you had to go through this."
She took off my bandana and she said "Walk around like that. You're much prettier." Then she smiled and hugged me. I hugged her back with tears in my eyes and thanked her.
Then she walked away.
I can't stop crying. There are still good people in the world.

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BravoSierra
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May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

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soliderbear4
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May 1, 2012 9:14pm UTC

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waitingforyourtouch
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Am I the only one??
who wants to die,
be dead for like a day,
see how everyone reacts,
then come back to life.

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drizzyyo
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May 6, 2012 8:03pm UTC

fave if you have an obbsession with any of the following;
~witty.
~tumblr.
~youtube.
~google.
~facebook.
~gifyo.
~we heart it.
~twitter.
~stumble upon.
~myspace.
~instagram.

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misshyfr
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May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Dear inventors of Tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
._.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
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April 21, 2012 9:10am UTC

"Who's most likely to cry?"
Harry: Niall, He gets upset when he's hungry
Louis: which is the majority of the time
-OneDirection

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xocheetahcrayonxo
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April 21, 2012 3:13pm UTC

R e m o v e t h e l o v e t r i a n g l e, and the Hunger Games is about a televised fight to the death. Remove the love triangle, and Twilight is about a girl who moves to a town where it rains a lot.

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