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  1. zebracase zebracase
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    And who else thinks iTunes
    should give you unlimited free songs on your birthday?
    just me?♥
    n o t m i n e

  2. j3susfr3ak j3susfr3ak
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    If couples who are in love are called "love birds" , Then should couples who always argue be called "angry birds" ?
    HMM, makes you think . . .
    nmq
    nmf

  3. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    If Buzz Light Year speaks Spanish in Toy Story 3,
    does he speak english in the Spanish version?

  4. 1Dcutefacts 1Dcutefacts
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    If Kidz Bop sings
    "What Makes You Beautiful"
    i swear I will hurt them

  5. Sasha360 Sasha360
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Dear "grape" cough syrup,
    have you ever tasted a grape?
    You taste nothing like grape.
    You taste like death and
    the tears of small children.
    nmq

  6. xotaylor73 xotaylor73
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    One does not simply
    drive home from McDonald's without eating any fries.

  7. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Hey I just met you,
    and this is crazy,
    but here's my homework
    so do it maybe?
    format by AlNicholas

  8. xotaylor73 xotaylor73
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    MUST be skinny for summer
    MUST be skinny for summer
    MUST be skinny for summer
    MUST be skinny for summer
    Format by Sandrasaurus




  9. peacelovedance1297xo peacelovedance1297xo
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Me: Hey was the test hard?
    Friend: Eh, not really I think I did pretty good
    Me:Oh great! So its fine that I didn't study at all?
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:Oh no then your screwed
    Please tell me I'm not the only one who this has happened to .

  10. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    What type of mouse walks on two legs?
    Idk, what?
    nmf, followme(:
    Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs?
    Donald Duck?
    nmf, followme(:
    No, all ducks you idiot.

  11. xoJianaxo3 xoJianaxo3
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    I'm like really bored.
    So, click the ♥ button & I'll
    - comment on your profile with a name that looks good with yours.
    - follow you.
    - truth is.
    - rate.
    I promise I'll do them all(:

  12. Kenn_Doll Kenn_Doll
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    And Your Parent's Bed
    Will always be more comfortable than yours.
    follow for a follow (:

  13. laxgirl4life laxgirl4life
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Worlds shortest
    horror story
    The last man on Earth sat alone in his room when there was a knock on the door.

  14. laxgirl4life laxgirl4life
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    ALERT!!!
    *The Game*
    Fave if you lost :)

  15. laxgirl4life laxgirl4life
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Cats are just tiny women wearing
    cheap fur coats

  16. laxgirl4life laxgirl4life
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Think of what your grades would be
    like if we didnt have google...
    scary huh?

  17. laxgirl4life laxgirl4life
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Dear Bill Gates,
    I'm pretty sure i know how to spell my own name.
    From, The annoying red line

  18. laxgirl4life laxgirl4life
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Saying "How do you raise your hand in school?"
    Just never gets old

  19. laxgirl4life laxgirl4life
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    brushing your teeth for like 20 minutes before you go to the dentist to make up for
    all the days you skipped

  20. laxgirl4life laxgirl4life
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Do you love me?
    Breath for yes
    Lick your elbow for no
    :)

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