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Sasha360

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Member Since: 16 Feb 2012 06:56pm

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Location: long island, NY

Gender: F

user id: 274726

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Sasha360
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 2:53pm UTC

i wish,
i had a brother my age
who would always invite his guy friends over
♥
nmf/q

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:07pm UTC

Dear "grape" cough syrup,
have you ever tasted a grape?
You taste nothing like grape.
You taste like death and
the tears of small children.
nmq

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 3:08pm UTC

I wish I could
Leave reality for a
while
Mi i n e ( :

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Paper cuts
A trees revenge
Mi i n e ( :

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 5:05pm UTC

I always wonder how guys find wittyprofiles(:
mine(:

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Listening to someone's story and thinking
LIE, LIE, LIE, and LIE.
nmq

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Dear Annoying Teacher:
We cant copy notes if you stand infront of them
sincereley, move!
nmf

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 9:12pm UTC

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Like if you're missing
someone
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n m f
my quote(:

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 3:42pm UTC

H.O.P.E
Hold on pain ends
m in e :

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 8:08pm UTC

A picture's worth a thousand words,
A song is worth a millon,
But the tears falling from your eyes?
Yeah, those are worth a billion.
nmq/nmf

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 9:20pm UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.
nmq

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 1:36pm UTC

People change,
things go wrong
but just remember,
life goes on.♥
mf/nmq

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 11:03am UTC

There is no angry way to say
'bubbles.'
...you know you tried.
nmf/nmq
Scientists say the world is made of
protons, neutrons, and electrons.
they forgot to mention
morons.

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Sasha360
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 9:44pm UTC

New Report Card System
A - Asian
B - Below Asian
C - Can't be Asian
D - Don't bother trying to be Asian
F - F*ck it, you'll never be Asian
Not trying to be racisit!!!:P
nmq/nmf

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Sasha360
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 9:04pm UTC

How to keep a idiot occupied
(hold your cursor over this quote)
nmq/nmf

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Sasha360
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 1:55pm UTC

Here's a random idea,
Just out of the blue.
How about you fall for me,
As hard as I fell for you?
nmq/nmf

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Sasha360
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 1:03pm UTC

♥If someone ever found a list of
everything
we have ever searched on google we'd
all be f*ck*d
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Sasha360
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 9:10am UTC

Dear Ads on Witty,
Stop trying to look like a quote,
you're not.
Sincerely,
Almost tried to "Get Code"
♥
nmq

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Sasha360
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 4:44pm UTC

keep your head up Gorgeous
they'd kill to see you fall
nmf

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Sasha360
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 9:17am UTC

There are 6,930,055,154
people in the world.
Why are you letting just one
ruin your life ?
--Patrick Star
nmf/nmq

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