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  1. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    ❝Be the person your dog thinks you are.

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
    JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
    SOME MEMORIES

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    imagine a library filled with every book in the world,
    none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. you get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. and when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world.

  4. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
    and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

  5. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Just because someone supports gay rights,
    doesn't mean they're gay. I mean I support animal rights,
    do I look like an f.cking alpaca to you?

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 12:35am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    That one friend
    that's exactly like you but better.

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    Me: wow i finally understand math
    *moves to the next question*
    Me:What the hell is this

  8. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    around my friends i'm really loud and
    outgoing, but put me in a room with
    strangers, and i'll be the shyest one there.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    i'm at that point in the year where
    even copying another person's homework is too much to handle

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    anyone who has ever said that the best day
    of their life was their wedding day obviously never has had 2 candy bars fall down at once in a vending machine.

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    adulthood
    doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    when guys
    wear that one cologne
    where all you want to do is
    bury your face in their chest and sniff because
    they smell that damn good

  13. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    This is how it almost always works
    Strangers.
    Friends.
    Best friends.
    Relationship.
    Break up.
    Never speak to each other again.
    -nmf. isn't it sad :/

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    One day
    you’ll meet a guy.
    And ultimately, he’s going to find out.
    How you chew, how you sip,
    how you dance, how you smell at every point in the day.
    How your face looks underneath all your makeup.
    How you love chocolate, how you can be hyper at times,
    how certain games and shows make you really happy.
    How cranky you can get when you’re tired,
    how you think you look bad in all your photos.
    He’s going to know everything about you.
    And you know what?
    He’s still going to love you.

  15. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  16. Awkward96 Awkward96
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    SO. A while ago I started this story called For A Reason but I havn't finished it because I have been super busy with school and speech and junk like that. I really wana finish it because I like it, but i'm only going to finish it if people are going to read it. I know I have a few fans of it but they probably won't know if I continue the story. So ,if you wana, can you please read my story? it might be a few pages back but I think it's worth a read. I have a total of 6 chapters complete and again it's called For A Reason. Please comment if you want me to finish it!
    Thanks guys. :)
    P.S Sorry if there are like awkward spaces between lines. I can't control that.

  17. aosias23 aosias23
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    I w o u l d S l a p y o u.
    But it would be considered animal Abuse.
    - nmf<3

  18. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    Me:
    Breathe if you find me attractive.
    Entire world:
    *Dies from lack of oxygen*.

  19. tiffaniecass25 tiffaniecass25
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    fave this,
    and i'll write on your profile which One Direction member's name sounds good with yours :)

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    I feel really bad
    For those who aren't dating me.

:)

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