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Member Since: 28 Aug 2011 03:32pm

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I text/ talk in complete sentences not because I want to seem smart, but because I was taught to speek in complete sentences like a normal human being.

HEYYO
I'm Alyssa.
15.
Chicago.
Single.
In the future I will be Jenna Marbles, marry Bo Burnham, and Phineas and Ferb are gonna build the wedding.
"Lets get ghost face wasted!"
Boho child right here.

I rather laugh as loud as I can and at the smallest things then spend my life being a negative person.
-Live.

Awkward96
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 11:31pm UTC

Pip pip da doodaly doo.
<3
I miss Drake and Josh.

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Awkward96
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 3:34am UTC

OH MY GOD ONE DIRECTION JUST
HAD THIER CHICAGO CONCERT TODAY!!
ya wana know what i did?!?!
swam in my pool...
#CouldNotCareLessSwag

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Awkward96
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:25pm UTC

1889: Interesting tale my good chap.
2012: Cool story bro.
What has this world come to?

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Awkward96
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 8:16pm UTC

SO. A while ago I started this story called For A Reason but I havn't finished it because I have been super busy with school and speech and junk like that. I really wana finish it because I like it, but i'm only going to finish it if people are going to read it. I know I have a few fans of it but they probably won't know if I continue the story. So ,if you wana, can you please read my story? it might be a few pages back but I think it's worth a read. I have a total of 6 chapters complete and again it's called For A Reason. Please comment if you want me to finish it!
Thanks guys. :)
P.S Sorry if there are like awkward spaces between lines. I can't control that.

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Awkward96
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 5:42pm UTC

HUNGER GAMES
<3

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Awkward96
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 9:03pm UTC

"Black Cat"
-Mayday Parade <3

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Awkward96
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 9:00pm UTC

I don't always do my homework but when I
do...
...wait

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Awkward96
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Pooping.
It's just something that insn't done correctly anywhere else but home.

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Awkward96
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Drivers ed
(n) The place where your friends
give you Gummie Bears and flavored popcorn
and laugh at you because you don't know
how to fill out permit forms.

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Awkward96
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 11:04pm UTC

That moment
When you realize your gonna fail your drivers ed class
cause your sitting next to those two friends that
you always get in trouble for talking to.
Thanks Eme and Rachel.
nmf

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Awkward96
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 10:53pm UTC

MiO
It's fun to watch and delicious. What more could you want?

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Awkward96
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 11:16pm UTC

there's no love like:
80th anniversary love.

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Awkward96
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 11:20pm UTC

Dear fellow Witty(ers),
Anyone that is mad about the message from Steve
does not understand.
Steve isn't saying to stop expressing yourself, he's simpling saying to stop using profanity.
Why would he not want you to express yourself?
Is that not the reason Witty was created in the first place?
You people are missing the point.
You don't have to swear to get your point accross a.e (another example) express yourself.
In fact when people do curse just to get their point accross they sound illiterate and ignorant.
If you love witty as much as you say you do
then you'd do the simple task of not swearing in quotes.
It's not difficult and you'll be taken more
seriously.

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Awkward96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 3:43am UTC

Dentist:
So are you doing anything for the holidays?
Me:
fdjshi fgjng ueh87tnf fd
fndsjibidf f djf fudsh9n
fdsgd dgsg junb...
Dentist:
Oh, sounds fun!

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Awkward96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 3:30am UTC

Fitness Plan:
1. Exercise.
v v v
2. "x- ar- size"
v v
"eggs are sides"
... for bacon.
BACON!!

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Awkward96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 3:23am UTC

No, I'm not single.
I am in a long distance
realtionship because my
boyfriend lives
in the future.

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Awkward96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 3:18am UTC

CRAPPY NEW YEAR.
-______-

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Awkward96
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 2:19pm UTC

Happy
Stuff Your Face Until You Die Day.