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iluvyousomuch
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March 20, 2013 10:27am UTC

Girl Problems #10
Getting all dressed up for your crush the one day he doesn`t come to school.
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RingoStar
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March 20, 2013 12:10pm UTC

Forever alone calendar 2013
Just Me January
Friend Zoned February
No Match March
All Alone April
Manless May
Just Give Up June
Just A Dream July
All By Myself August
Sleep Alone September
Outnumbered by Couples October
No Boyfriend November
Don't Date December

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CountessNarrciss
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March 20, 2013 1:03pm UTC

I'm not always sarcastic. I have to sleep too

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CountessNarrciss
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March 20, 2013 1:05pm UTC

If I want your opinion I will remove the duct tape

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2013 2:15pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I got called lazy yesterday.
I almost replied.

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2013 2:17pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you,
I'd probably start thinking about you.

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jimmy365
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March 20, 2013 3:34pm UTC

a haiku about my
feelings for you:
?!!!????
:( :( ;) ;) :( :( :(
!!?????/
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jimmy365
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March 20, 2013 3:41pm UTC

before you
date me
you have to earn it.
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni.
carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her.
she will give you a necklace of beads.
return them to me to complete the quest.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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RugsFromMeToYou
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March 20, 2013 4:58pm UTC

*wrecks house after house party*
Person: YOLO
*Parents catch them smoking*
Person: YOLO
*gets suspended*
Person: YOLO
*doesn't do homework*
Me: Hakuna Matata

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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March 20, 2013 5:05pm UTC

Mom: Your room is dirty!
Me: No, mom. There is a difference between dirty and messy. Messy is when you have a few things lying around- like my room. Dirty is when you have cockroaches that have a party in the corner, and you supply them of food.
Mom: *points to the corner of my room*
Me: Oh! Hey look! It's Billy, Billy Jr, Bobby, Bob, Cary, oh a new addition! I'll name you Roach-y!

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Dustinshankle
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March 20, 2013 5:05pm UTC

I can compare to all the songs I hear..
You manipulative songwriters...

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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March 20, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Friend: When can I see your room?
Me: Here *opens door*
Friend: *wide eyes*
Me: I can feel the judgement in the air.

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capsized*
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March 20, 2013 5:16pm UTC

Group Assignments
Person: I have an idea
Me: So did Hïtler

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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March 20, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Mom: We're having company!
Me: *goes to room*
Me: *locks door*
Me: *puts dresser in front of door*
Me: *hides in corner with laptop*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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March 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Me: *reads fact online*
Fact: Girls are the cleaner gender
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Me: *falls onto the floor*
Me: *cradles stomach*
Me: *sobs from laughter*

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Writers Avenue*
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March 20, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Accidentally using hand sanitizer when
you have a cut on your hand.

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