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  1. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. livinxitxupx livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    during a test and you don't know any of the
    answers, so you just start laughing
    because you know you're so screwed

  3. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Me: Ohmygod, I can't believe I lost my v-card! My parents are going to kill me when they find out!!
    Dad: YOU WHAT? HOW?!
    Me: Ohmygod Dad... I don't know! I was on the bus and and it was crowded and I bumped into alot of people.
    Dad: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO?!
    Me: WHAT? NO! My VISA card!!!
    Dad: Oh... well that's not bad, sweetie, we can replace that.
    nmf/nmq

  4. danniru11 danniru11
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Yolo #5
    Secretly being that bad influence my mom always talks to me about...

    Format by Sandrasaurus
    nmq

  5. BabyBarbiee BabyBarbiee
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 9:51am UTC
    The Most AttractiveThings
    Boys who sing to you, even when they CANT sing
    ♥♥♥

  6. LexZ LexZ
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 10:31am UTC
    The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love
    is because of the long walk it took to find that person
    nm/nmq

  7. dogsgomeow dogsgomeow
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Fav if u love one direction
    <3

  8. CodyNerd CodyNerd
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    When a girl hacks a facebook account;
    OMG!Amy,you've been hacked by Megan I love yoouuuuuuuuu <3 <3
    When a boy hacks a facebook account;
    I'm gay.

  9. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Marlin: Don't touch the boat!
    Nemo: YOLO.

  10. animalove01 animalove01
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    We all hate Parry Hotter.
    you that read Wrong.
    you that read wrong too.
    and you read that wrong
    But you checked before you read that one and
    and read that one right, probably for the first time
    but you still managed to read one that wrong
    and that one.

  11. UltimateGummyBear UltimateGummyBear
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Hey babe, what are you doing?
    Nothing much, really tired. Just about to go to bed. Wbu?
    In the club, standing behind you.

  12. NaNaNaNikki NaNaNaNikki
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 11:09am UTC
    I don’t like that tone of voice you’re texting me in.

  13. walkingtravesty walkingtravesty
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    You can tell a lot about a person by their hands.
    For instance, if they're around your throat,
    that person might be slightly upset.

  14. elizabethhh elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Rebecca Black was bullied out of school;
    "They kept asking me what day it was"- Rebecca Black

  15. Vampirissa Vampirissa
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:17am UTC
    ♥Who else cried♥
    when Rue died in
    The Hunger Games?
    F av e i f y o u d i d .

  16. BRUNOMARSISAMAZING BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    Are those space pants? Cus your butt it outta this world(;
    No, they're softball pants cus this butt is outta your league(:
    OWNED.

  17. iHeartMusic97 iHeartMusic97
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Why are children so obese?
    Maybe it's because burgers are $0.99
    and salads are $4.99 ?

  18. twoisbetterthanonex3 twoisbetterthanonex3
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    ♥ baby you light up♥
    my world like [nobody else]
    the way that you
    flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
    but when you smile at the ground
    it ain't hard to tell,
    you don't know-oh-oh
    you don't know
    ♥you're beautiful♥

  19. amanda1118 amanda1118
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:39am UTC
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    I might be auditioning for Catching Fire in a week or so!!! Can I get some faves to support and for good luck?
    ------------------------

  20. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    saying something funny,
    - - but then someone says it louder - -
    and gets all the credit.
    -_-
    nmf

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