Me: Ohmygod, I can't believe I lost my v-card! My parents are going to kill me when they find out!!
Dad: YOU WHAT? HOW?!
Me: Ohmygod Dad... I don't know! I was on the bus and and it was crowded and I bumped into alot of people.
Dad: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO?!
Me: WHAT? NO! My VISA card!!!
Dad: Oh... well that's not bad, sweetie, we can replace that.
nmf/nmq