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Member Since: 20 Sep 2011 09:33pm

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It's hard to swin
in a world so shallow ♥

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CodyNerd
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July 25, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Watching make-up tutorials and thinking:
My parents don't let me wear make-up yet -_-

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CodyNerd
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May 24, 2012 6:50pm UTC

When eating food, I always start with whatever I like the least.

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CodyNerd
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April 4, 2012 9:38pm UTC

If school is so important than why the faq school starts so early? -.-

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CodyNerd
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April 4, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Horan the world? Curls!♥ Only Directioners will understand. Format by Sandrasaurus

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CodyNerd
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March 27, 2012 6:34pm UTC

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CodyNerd
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March 27, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Tag you're it! Screw This!I'm not playing anymore... Anyone else remember?(; Format by Sandrasaurus

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CodyNerd
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March 24, 2012 10:56pm UTC

I hate it hen my body is like,"Time to sneeze!" And then it's all,"LOL,Just kidding!" Format by Sandrasaurus

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CodyNerd
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March 24, 2012 10:52pm UTC

When a girl hacks a facebook account;
OMG!Amy,you've been hacked by Megan I love yoouuuuuuuuu <3 <3
When a boy hacks a facebook account;
I'm gay.

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CodyNerd
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March 24, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus I wish I was just like a BARBIE.. that bi*ch gets EVERYTHING. Format by Sandrasaurus

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CodyNerd
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March 23, 2012 9:26pm UTC

That scary moment... When you put a ring on your finger and it won't come off! Format by Sandrasaurus

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CodyNerd
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March 23, 2012 9:10pm UTC

When someone says, "I like your shirt!", I look down to see what I'm wearing.

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CodyNerd
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March 23, 2012 3:50pm UTC

░░░░ I swear Do my headphones make-out When I put them away? Format by Sandrasaurus

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CodyNerd
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March 22, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Silly wh*re,mouths are for food. Format by Sandrasaurus

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CodyNerd
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March 21, 2012 12:15am UTC

If I saw a jellyfish in ocean: 6%: Not care. 14%: Swim away. 80%: "You shall be my squishy."

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CodyNerd
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March 20, 2012 7:14pm UTC

My parents say it’s their house but when it’s time to clean it magically becomes my house too. -_-

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CodyNerd
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March 17, 2012 4:06pm UTC

I would rather stand alone in the light then with strangers in the dark.

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CodyNerd
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March 17, 2012 3:52pm UTC

If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush?

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CodyNerd
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March 16, 2012 5:20pm UTC

Repost this if you love your dad. If you don't
he'll die in 12 days.♥
(sorry guys, not taking any chances♥)
nmf(: reposted.

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CodyNerd
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March 16, 2012 4:52pm UTC

If she's responsible for your smile.
Be responsible for her heart.♥

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CodyNerd
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March 16, 2012 4:44pm UTC

When a guy whistles. Do NOT respond.You're a lady,not a dog.

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