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Cammie
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:45pm UTC

me- i need my glasses to find my glasses.. do you see a problem?
friend- you can't even see your problem.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC

me: could i have a large
lady at starbucks: Oh, do you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 7:34pm UTC

apocalypse spoilers from new zealand:
- we haven't lost power, but i did lose my mum in the supermarket.

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forever_styles
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Me: i just wish boys would notice me..
Boy: hi
Me: ew not you go away

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Guy: *bumps into me*
Me: He likes me.
Guy: *breathes towards me*
Me: He likes me.
Guy: *asks me for a pencil*
Me: He likes me.
Guy: ...I like you.
Me: YOU LIKE ME?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 3:25pm UTC

if you sit next to me in the movies,
you will get very sarcastic comments whispered in your ear.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Anyone else
have the sudden urge to start laughing while your parents are yelling at you?
or is it just me?

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annalove26
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Yesterday morning I tried
grabbing fog..
I mist.

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 2:50pm UTC

This is for the 18 kindergarteners
» who don't get to see tommorrow.

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 6:14pm UTC

\(•_•)
x.) )z
.x/ \
Oh hells naw shanaynay hold my urrings.

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 5:02pm UTC

boys,
n e v e r ask a girl out as a joke.
it hurts ok.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MissAnna
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 5:08pm UTC

You'll soon realize that
YOU MISSED A DIAMOND BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY COLLECTING ROCKS.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 6:54pm UTC

“YOLO”
says the 9 year old girl, as she puts her hair in piggytails

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
-____-
.......................................................................................................................................
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
Even though I went to school.
format credit jimmy365

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carebear123
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Christmas is coming so fast
I can almost smell the mistletoe that i won't be kissed under.

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sammy*
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 4:22pm UTC

On December 21, 2012,
i want to get a text saying,
"If the world ends today, I want you to know I love you."

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redandblackbaby
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 4:51pm UTC

Someone in my math
class asked me what
Obama's
last name was.
God, please help her.

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gracemiller27
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 6:23pm UTC

"Things will get easier, peoples minds will change and you should be alive to see it."
- Ellen DeGeneres
♥
I ♥ this quote so much.

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