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lovecrazy
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 12:30pm UTC

HA HA HA guuuuys I just got reported and blocked on Facebook.
It's actually quite funny, so let me tell you. A girl I go to school with posted a picture of her in a bikini doing the duck lips and peace sign saying "getting tan" actually she wasn't tan she's burnt af. Anyway, that bikini is 5x too small... So I commented "The camel called, he wants his toe back." She didn't like that too well uh ohhhh we've got an angry dorito on the loose guys.

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hey_itsgabby
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 2:56pm UTC

IS THE SATAN REALLY THE
BAD GUY HERE?
Actually, the devil gave Humans critical thinking, which God didn't want.
He wanted us not to eat from the tree of knowledge or whatever so we could basically be thought-slaves for eternity, but the devil turned the tables there with a single conversation.
Also, the devil killed about 10 people in the Bible, where God killed about 2.3 million.
He understands human nature but doesn't judge you for being human.
He accepts God's unwanted children unconditionally.
And still he's a1dickhead? why? because he can take it.
Because he's not our hero, he's our silent guardian. A watchful protector.
A dark knight.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC

The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

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^_^*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 12:50pm UTC

Hey girls..
Instead of going for that popular guy with a 6 pack,
who probably will treat you like garbage, Why not go for the guy
who has been there for you. I feel like girls
constantly look for the "most muscular" and best looking guys
when there's a guy right in front of her that's been
there for her the whole time. He may not be as good
"looking" or as "hench" but I bet he'll listen to you when you speak,
and be there for you when you have problems.
So maybe he can't be the captain of a football team,
or lift 200 pounds, but I bet he'll be there for you when
you cry, and laugh with you when no one else is laughing.
Take a good look, You might be missing out on someone who would be a perfect boyfriend..

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Oh, you got a 97 on a test and your upset about it?
here, use my 56 to dry your tears.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:41pm UTC

PHINEAS AND FERB ON WITTYPROFILES
Phineas: Hey candice, what are you doing
Candice: I'm posting quotes on a website called wittyprofiles where
people favourite your quotes and the quote having more faves than
any other quotes becomes top quote.
Ferb: *blinks eyes*
Phineas: *blinks eyes*
Phineas:ok
In the backyard
Phineas: ferb, i know what we are going to do today
Isabella: hey feneas, whatcha doin ?
Phineas:we are going to make a wittyprofiles account and posts
quote
Isabella: OK, i'll tell you some quotes to post.
Major: angent P. Doofenshmirtz is spending his all time on
computer. He is planning something evil. Go find out
Perry: *goes to doofenshmirtz home*
Stacey: hey candice, isn't that the picture of your brothers on
this account on wittyprofiles.
Candice: yeah, Its thier pic.
Candice: Phineas , ferb, Is the account Paf6324 is your account?
Phineas: yeah candice, this website is good. We posted 100 quotes
and 5000 followes in 1 hour.
Candice: *shocked* what? Thats not fair. Im on witty for 6 months
and got just 50 followers.
Phineas: well, dont be upset, you'll get more
Candice: Im gonna tell this to mom, you are so in trouble.
Random stranger: *comments on Phineas and ferb's account* hey you
guys look so young in profile pic. Aint you too young to have a
witty account?
Phineas: yes, we are
Stranger:ok then its always good to see kids joining witty
Background music: doofenshmirtz evil in corporated
*perry gets trapped in a cage*
Doofenshmirtz: oh hey perry the platipus come. I was waiting for
you. See this, this is delete-inator Ok im going to tell you my
evil plan. My brother is too famous on social networks and i am
not. So i decided to delete his account with this
delete-inator.
Candice: mom mom Phineas and ferb have a secret account on a
website. Come come, over there
Mom: ok candice,
*perry gets himself out of the cage and kicks doofenshmirtz*
*doofenshmirtz switches on delete-inator*
*perry kicks doofenshmirtz*
*doofenshmirtz hits delete-inator which cause change in the
direction of the rays coming from delete-inator*
*rays go to Phineas and ferb's computer and delete thier
account*
*delete-inator gets broken*
Doofenshmirtz: curse you perry the platipus.
Candice: mom mom come *mom comes and checks the computer*
Mom: candice, there is no any account with username Paf6324, but
isn't that you on this account candiceJ.
Candice: but but but *shocked*
Perry:grrr
Phineas: oh there you are perry

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:45pm UTC

it takes 30 seconds
to type a text message
that will make her smile
for hours.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

let us have a moment of silence
for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 1:20pm UTC

*at the beach digging a hole in the sand with my friend and her little brother*
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out (referring the digging the sand in and out)
me: uh.. what?
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friend: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: if you know what i mean
me: crying
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: i'm like a machine! i just can't stop!
friend: omfg you don't know what you're talking about!
friends little brother: uhh i need a longer shovel. this isn't long enough to go in the hole
me: dies.

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Breeze
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 1:29am UTC

FINAL EXAMS
Things in the course
Things I studied
Things on the exam
Format by Breeze

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LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 7:53pm UTC

CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!
Message Sent.
Kill me now.

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC

My 21 year old brother
had prom a few weeks ago.
My brother has Down Syndrome..
He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
Fav if you think that's adorable♥

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iwrotethisforyou
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC

lazy fact #7256452565156897
you were too lazy to read that number.
format credit;; JustADream_

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC

I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
him♥
fave if any of these apply to you♥

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding Australian?
(favorite if you tried it)

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 10:48pm UTC

them:were you dropped as a baby?
me:yea, into a pool of sexy

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC

Favorite this quote if..
You're in the middle of heartbreak.
You're battling cancer.
You've lost a friend.
You've changed this year.
You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
You've been bullied this year.
You've been cheated on.
Someone in your family has died.
Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
You've gotten major surgery this year.
You're depressed.
Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.
♥

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CandEProductions
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
♥

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xoxoMAKxoxo
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC

Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
When I bumped into him. We started talking.
My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
Then he got up and walked away .
Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
"He lied."
Favorite<33

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Nessazhere
posted a quote
December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC

Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

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