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HA HA HA guuuuys I just got reported and blocked on Facebook.
It's actually quite funny, so let me tell you. A girl I go to school with posted a picture of her in a bikini doing the duck lips and peace sign saying "getting tan" actually she wasn't tan she's burnt af. Anyway, that bikini is 5x too small... So I commented "The camel called, he wants his toe back." She didn't like that too well uh ohhhh we've got an angry dorito on the loose guys.

 
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HA HA HA guuuuys I just got reported and blocked on Facebook.

356 faves · 102 comments · Jul 11, 2013 12:30pm

lovecrazy

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lovecrazy


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story · lol · imhilarious · doritowithacameltoe · awesomeonesangry · funny

Beanie* · 9 years ago
i think i might possibly have to be your new best friend
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CookiesNotVeggies · 1 decade ago
It's her body, not yours. Therefore her choice - the fact that you even think it's okay to cyberbully someone no matter how "awful" of a person they are disgusts me. She did NOTHING to provoke you to make you feel I secure about her body. Okay, her bikini's too small - why do you care? If you don't like it - ignore the post, delete the girl, block her but don't be frickin rude.
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Beanie* · 9 years ago
alright. calm down. sure, it wasn't the nicest, but we've all done something a bit rude in our lives. nobody's a saint. and, judging from the explanation of her in the quote, she doesn't seem like she's going to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, so she might not get it. life's chill, man.
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*mysterious.mah* · 1 decade ago
You should have just told her, if she wants to be in a Dorito commercial/advertisment, then she is going the right way and keep getting 'tanner.'
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LauzHeys · 1 decade ago
I LOVE YOU FOR THIS. And your tag 'doritowithacameltoe' cracks me up. If I'm not following you already, I'm going to now!
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moshturbation* · 1 decade ago
People, calm your . Of course she isn't just going to be acknowledged for putting a photo up of herself but she is also going to be criticized. And I'm sure half of you have said way worse things! So don't be such a pain in the butt.
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Mrs_Awkward · 1 decade ago
I hate how people judge on clothes 'cause I don't dress "appropriately", but this is f.ucking funny lol!
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Primadonna* · 1 decade ago
RIP Anti- shaming agenda.
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TheOtherDirection · 1 decade ago
lol at the people who are actually hating on this. i thiought it was hilarious
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TwerkingThroughThePeasants* · 1 decade ago
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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cotoncandy_616 · 1 decade ago
I don't find that the comment was necessary.
Personally, I find it was rude.
No, I may not know what kind of person she is, but now I have a better idea of what kind of person you are.
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desperado* · 1 decade ago
You are officially perfect.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Nobodys going to read this, so i'm just going to come out and say it. Sometimes I tuck my d/ick inside of me and dress in my sisters clothes and pretend i'm a girl.
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goawayanthony* · 1 decade ago
oh my god what the f/ck did i just read
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AWittyGirl · 1 decade ago
You don't know what that girl is going through. Your rude comment could have been enough to push here over the edge and you're acting like it was all just a joke?

When something like this happens you have to turn it around,
how would you feel if someone said something like that to you?
How embarrassed would you be that people might read that and make fun of you for it?
How hurt would you be to read the criticism from someone who has no right to say something remotely like that? If you don't like the girl, delete her. If you never want to see her again block her. But by that comment you posted you are no better than that girl or anyone else and not that it matters but you have hit rock bottom in my rankings anyways.

Your mother should be proud of you.
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desperado* · 1 decade ago
Sweetheart, you don't even know the girl. She could be the rudest, meanest girl on earth.
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CookiesNotVeggies · 1 decade ago
Yeah, she doesn't know the girl, neither do you. Step off your high horse.
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Lauren🌸* · 1 decade ago
leave the horse out of this, okAY DO YOU HEAR ME
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desperado* · 1 decade ago
What high horse? What leads you to believe I'm on a high horse? Because I'm a "Dorito"? Because honey, I'm not called Casper the Friendly Ghost for nothing. And nor do I post photos of me in an outfit where you can see my camel toe. So don't tell me to step off my high horse.
And, from experience at my school, the girls who self tan have bullied me and made fun of me. So I'm just saying that what my best friend Meagan did was probably appropriate and if you don't approve oh fûcking well there's a cactus go fûck it.
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goawayanthony* · 1 decade ago
she could be the long lost daughter of justin bieber you never know
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
Oh my godddd get over it. It was one f.ucking comment. You people act like you know her and you don't. Stop defending her, when you have absolutely no idea what kind of person she is. I'm a b.itch? So what I really don't care, she is no better than me and I honestly couldn't give two s.hits about what you think about me. Nice try though. As I stated somewhere lower, nothing anyone says will make me feel bad about this. She maies everyones lives hell. Shes had this coming for awhile. Get over it. And my mom is proud of me stfu.
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AWittyGirl · 1 decade ago
Well she's probably going to remember that 'one comment' for the rest of her life. And you think its okay to say those sort of things to people? Well newsflash honey, but you aren't above anyone and its WRONG. You shouldn't tear people down, no matter what you think of them because in the end its going to be you who's left tired from the struggle to hold them back. She makes everyone elses lives hell? Well I'm sure she's thinking the exact same about you right now.
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
Lmfao excuse the f.uck out of me, but I didn't accuse innocent people of r.ape, I didn't take a guys phone andsend a girls "pictures" to everyone. What I did was nothing. Don't pretend you know what's going on because you don't. Goodbye.
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Lauren🌸* · 1 decade ago
LOL GUYS, CALM IT DOOOOWN.
if that girl put it on facebook looking like that, then she can't exactly expect to get complimented by it.
Meagan's just obviously stating the obvious..
"angry dorito" hehehe

if you unlike my comments, I shall officially hunt you down, and eat your face. okay then.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
You guys need to calm down. If you post a picture like that on a social networking site, you should be prepared to be criticized, not praised. So, stop getting so butthurt. Anyways, I'm sure you've said something almost exactly like that before.
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oldnavy96 · 1 decade ago
being a b/tch doesn't make you funny, but almost, maybe next time
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Lauren🌸* · 1 decade ago
commenting sh/t like that doesn't make you cool, but almost, maybe next time.
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bye* · 1 decade ago
no
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bye* · 1 decade ago
oh my god guys
SHUT THE F/CK UP
YOU'RE ALL OVERREACTING A/SSHOLES
SERIOUSLY
CALM THE F/UCK DOWN
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bye* · 1 decade ago
STOP UNLIKING MY COMMENTS YOU ALL ARE SO ANNNNOOOoooYYYyyyIIIInnnnNNNGGGggg
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
Some people on Witty are overly childish:3
It's like "Ermmahgerrrrd, she lyk TOTZ hz a dffrent opinion thn meh, I dizlike this nao *derp face*"
^To be read in a sassy/slightly blonde voice

Okay, maybe not exactly that, but they're childish ^-^ You get my point :D

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SunKissedBeauty · 1 decade ago
did you say slightly blonde voice? what the f.ck are you trying to say?
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
Maybe a girl who tried dying her hair blonde but immensely failed's voice? Idk :3
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SunKissedBeauty · 1 decade ago
okay, i'm watching you..
http://media.tumblr.com/0b263eb3285e589ac9ee7faef838cbf8/tumblr_inline_moyte3ezfq1qz4rgp.gif
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*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
That makes no sense. What's the point in having a thumbs down button if it isn't going to be used? If a person disagrees with a comment, then they can thumbs down it, to show their contempt. Because that's what it's FOR. It doesn't make you childish. Obviously. (That would make anyone who has ever thumbs down a comment on witty childish. What?)
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
Steve specifically said not to dislike comments just because you disagree with them. If you don't like it scroll past, the person doesn't need to know that they're being disagreed with. All it does is cause arguments. Like this.
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Princess B-tch* · 1 decade ago
why blonde voice? -___-
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
I was going for the typical cheesy movie blonde. I'm blonde, so I tend to make fun of myself by telling blonde jokes :3 Sorry if it offended you ^-^
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Princess B-tch* · 1 decade ago
No you didn't just curious.
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bye* · 1 decade ago
IM SO SAD
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Lauren🌸* · 1 decade ago
"dorito with a camel toe"
this made my day.
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
I love how people are disliking the comments that don't have the same opinion. Childish much?
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cujo* · 1 decade ago
That wasn't hilarious at all... but nice try. Karma is watching you, bb
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