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tylerr
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 10:31pm UTC

my mom just yelled down the stairs.
"nedim?"
me: yeah?
"are you home?"
me: no i'm talking to you from a different state.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 6:28pm UTC

I remember Christmas
like it happened 2 days ago

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 10:13pm UTC

does anyone notice this? haha SECRET MESSAGE MUHAHA
Lonliness is a terrible feeling.
What's even worse?
Feeling lonely in a room full of people.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 8:58pm UTC

*Phone vibrates at home*
Barely hear it.
*Phone vibrates at school*
f**king earthquake

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Quotesxxxx
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 6:01pm UTC

"Hey mom?"
"WHAT!?"
"Never mind, you're not in a good mood."

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 5:33pm UTC

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Nightmares_Never_End
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 12:23am UTC

that awkward moment when;
your "bestfriend" posts a facebook status saying she's with her bestie while your sitting at home...alone.

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 8:59am UTC

You promised me
FOREVER AND ALWAYS.
But I guess my idea
OF FOREVER
was very different
TO YOURS

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 3:15pm UTC

That awkward moment when
You dont know what category to put your quote in.
nmf

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Abby. *
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 11:50pm UTC

W h a t G o e s T h r o u g h M y M i n d
W h e n W a t c h i n g C om m e r i c a l s.
Really? Another commercial? My show was on for like 2 minutes.
Car insurence, I'm 13. Don't need it just yet.
" Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!"
Yeah, I wish I had that phone.
Thank you, now I'm craving pizza.
Wow, who came up with that idea?
Ok, how many commercials are there gonna be?
My parents are not gonna switch cable companys
Dayumm, he is hawt!
Great, now the annoying orange is on TV.
Seriously, thats not even funny.
Is it bad that I wanna pillow pet too?
& thanks for showing those sad animals, my night is now ruined.
" Theres smart, & theres K- Mart smart. I KNOW.
" Save money, live better. Wal- Mart."
Yep, I HAVE to see that new episode.
Now its too late to go to the bathroom, its almost back on now.
Keep Yo' hands off my doritos.
Yeee, Now back to Spongebob Squarepants.
All mine,(:

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 11:23am UTC

I'm the type of girl that,
Would rather wear my hoodie, than a top with my boobs hanging out.
I choose converse over high heels anyday.
Sit inside watching disney movies, than go to parties.
I'd rather be myself than spend all my time trying to be a copy.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 2:58pm UTC

I play hard to get
Because i wanna be hard to forget.
format to Damnntaylorx

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 12:17pm UTC

please pray for my grandma.
she was in hospital towards the end of November.
we all thought she was ok when she was sent home mid-december.
but she is back in hospital again.
she was re-admitted a few days before christmas
and spent the last week in the hospital.
even christmas day.
i seriously fear this is the end.
my dad hasn't said anything to me.
but he has been worried too.
so I don't ask for a lot,
but if even one person included her in their prayers tonight,
it would mean the world to me.
thank you so much if you read this.
much love,
AlNicholas.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 9:55am UTC

MOM: Were you studying last night?
SON: Yeah
MOM: Don't lie to me.
SON: fine, i was at a strippers club
MOM: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE!??!!
SON: yeah, i saw dad
nmq

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 3:27pm UTC

DUDE, I'M NOT TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU
BUT. . .
I swim without floaties...

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 3:50pm UTC

Making unecessary noises
when you're bored.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 11:08am UTC

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hayleyleexoxo
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 1:53pm UTC

my bestfriend in the entire world wants to
kill herself. she has bilemia. everytime
she looks into the mirror she see's
someone that's overweight. the problem
is she's skinny. she's been cutting her
wrists. she feels unloved and unwanted
by guys. my bestfriend is such an
amazing person in my life and i don't
want to lose her. i told her that if i get a
top quote on witty that she would have to
stop cutting her wrists and purging.
would you want to lose your bestfriend?
please fave this quote.
it could save her life.

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 3:23pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥
Your pinky is the smallest finger but its capable of holding the biggest secrets.
♥ ♥ ♥
format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 1:17am UTC

Don't judge my path,
IF YOU HAVEN'T WALKED ME JOURNEY.

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