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1. Quotesxxxx
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 7:34pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when your about to watch A movie
   and a HUMAN GIRAFFE sits infront of you.
   
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2. Quotesxxxx
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   January 6, 2012 1:43pm UTC
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   Saying "I'm almost there"
   when you acually haven't even left the house.
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3. Quotesxxxx
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   January 6, 2012 1:29pm UTC
   That crazy 5 seconds,
   When you stand up to fast
   a n d y o u e i t h e r g o b l i n d , o r e x t r e m e l y d i z z y.
   
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4. Quotesxxxx
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   January 4, 2012 9:18pm UTC
   *****
   Before I go to sleep, I start imagining a lot of things that I would like to happen.
   *****
   
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5. Quotesxxxx
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   December 27, 2011 6:01pm UTC
   "Hey mom?"
   "WHAT!?"
   "Never mind, you're not in a good mood."
   
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6. Quotesxxxx
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   December 25, 2011 11:33pm UTC
   Things I do when I have to study:
   1% = Study.
   99% = Tell people I have to study.
   
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7. Quotesxxxx
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   December 25, 2011 2:45pm UTC
   In my room...
   decent singer.
   In the shower....
   international pop sensation.
   
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8. Quotesxxxx
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   December 24, 2011 5:34pm UTC
   No I don't have anything to hide, I just don't like people looking through my phone
   
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9. Quotesxxxx
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   December 23, 2011 10:01pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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10. Quotesxxxx
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    I love you
    Ouagadougou!
    
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11. Quotesxxxx
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    June 25, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    No. I will not share my iPod with you. Its called an iPod. Not an usPod
    nmf
    
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12. Quotesxxxx
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    May 26, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    Have you ever
    just randomly started ignoring your
    best friend just because she got a
    a little bit annoying, well I know, it
    doesn't sound very normal
    So....
    Olha, I love you and
    I'm sorry <3
    <3<< hg
    
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13. Quotesxxxx
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    May 23, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    God made mud, God made dirt.
    God made guys, so girls can flirt.
    
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14. Quotesxxxx
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    May 2, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    It's impossible to talk and breath through your nose
    fave if you just tried :)
    
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15. Quotesxxxx
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    April 23, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    Do not drink and Drive
    or you might spill the drink!!!
    
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16. Quotesxxxx
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    April 18, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    I'm Happy...
    Don't Ruin It♥
    
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17. Quotesxxxx
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    April 16, 2011 11:43am UTC
    Internet is the new oxygen
    because you cant live without it
    
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18. Quotesxxxx
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    April 6, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them
    
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19. Quotesxxxx
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    April 5, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    I may be a flirt
    but your boyfriend
    likes it ;)
    
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20. Quotesxxxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 1:08am UTC
    Anyone Else
    think that there should be a Witty Profiles App.
    
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