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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z +2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9. x
    (hold your cursor over this quote)
    h a a z a a h h h ' s f o r m a t

  2. xmarsophxo xmarsophxo
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Being skinny won't make you perfect.

  3. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    "Have you ever cheated in a relationship?"
    Are you kidding me? I can't get 1 boyfriend, yet alone 2.

  4. oneLesslnlygirl oneLesslnlygirl
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    I'd rather see two men
    holding hands,
    than two men
    holding guns.

  5. EllieBabeex33 EllieBabeex33
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    /reads message from steve/
    HOLY CRAP, 2012 IS THE END OF THE WORLD.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
    Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
    This scares me.
    We don't just make quotes on witty, we make friends.
    We give advice when there's no where else to go.
    We're someone a million miles away's shoulder to cry on.
    Witty has saved friendships.
    Witty has saved relationships.
    Witty has saved pride.
    Witty has saved lives.
    Witty is where you can go when you feel like everyone is against you to see that there are some beautiful, wonderful people in the world that care about you.
    We are a family.
    I would never sacrifice these things for
    a curse word.
    This is a petition.
    Fav here if you swear to avoid cursing in your quotes.
    Keep this in your favs for Witty.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. lindyswimer12 lindyswimer12
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    There comes a time
    when you have to choose between turning the page or closing the book. ♥

  9. valentineunicorn valentineunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    Reasons why teenagers miss Summer:practically living at friend's housesthe beachshort shortsStill playing outside at 8 oclockBlasting musicFlip FlopsSwimming for hoursThe sunCute bathing suitsA messy bun is always inThe tan you getalways hanging with friendsI want Summer back now ♥

  10. melonroxs melonroxs
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    Age 6: "Excuse me please"
    Age 8: "Can you scoot over"
    Age 10: "Move over please"
    Age 13: "Dude move"
    Age 15: "Get out of my way"
    Age 16: *Shoves person against the wall*

  11. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    I love it when
    People reply to you FAST. it makes you feel wanted♥

  12. skoshaannex3 skoshaannex3
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 6:07pm UTC
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  13. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 7:31pm UTC
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  14. spencer21 spencer21
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    deAR THIGH FAT
    HELP THE NEEDY?
    SINCERELY, BOOBS.
    follow and i'll follow you back!

  15. torrr24 torrr24
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    and they laughed
    when i said
    sharkboy was hot.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. Lovelyinspiration Lovelyinspiration
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    "Mom, look!"
    "Oh thats nice sweetie."
    Oh thats cool,how you saw without looking.

  17. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 6:26pm UTC
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  18. italiangirl3 italiangirl3
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:49pm UTC
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    AWKWARD PENGUIN.

  19. lovelife17 lovelife17
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 10:03pm UTC
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  20. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    I'M
    _______________
    YOU
    format by: h0peful

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