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  1. rooftops* rooftops*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:22am UTC
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  2. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    Thank God That. #1
    Darren Criss Isnt
    Actually Gay

    format by sandrasaurus
    I have NOTHING Against Gay People, I have gaty friends and I LOVE them. What I mean is Darren is WAY to hot to be gay.(:
    Not that gay people are ugly..Most gay guys are actually fudgin sexy

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    What's the Diffference between One Direction and British Flag?
    Remove the "L".

  4. SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Confirm
    You have been online for one year with out logging off. Do you wish to log off and get a life?
    Yes
    Remind me again next year

  5. KeepSmiling4Ever KeepSmiling4Ever
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Girl ; My head is about to explode..
    Boy ; Should I come to your house and kiss your head?
    Girl ; Yeah, but do it fast, like real fast... or i'm going to die :(
    Boy ; Then I'd kiss you on the lips and you'd live again ♥
    Girl ; Hahah, like the sleeping beauty?
    Boy ; No, we're writing our own fairytale ♥
    That girl was me, this really happened to me.. :)

  6. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    When you're making out,
    and someone comes out of no where, and yells "GET SOME",
    nmf

  7. ShutUpAndLookAtThis ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 10:48am UTC
    MICHAEL JacksonHad skin cancerso if anyone of you made fun of him because of his skinyou were making fun of him having skin cancer..wowa round of applause for you people. :)
    Format: twilightgirl995

  8. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    They should invent
    a treadmill with a laptop built
    in and the internet wouldn't
    work unless you were actually
    walking and if you wanted to
    download something you had
    to run and the faster you run
    the faster it downloads.
    I'd buy it and lose so
    much weight.

  9. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #37
    "The internet needs more cat videos"

  10. Danielle* Danielle*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    "I can't wait anymore because waiting for is you is like waiting for it to rain in this drought" -- A Cinderella Story

  11. directionerrxo directionerrxo
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    Me & my bestfriend are trying to loose wait, because you know, bikini season is almost here (;
    AND WE NEED SOME MOTIVATION.
    because without it, we are too tempted by unhealthy food & being lazy.
    So for each fav, we do 5 pushups, and 5 situps!
    For each comment, we jog for 10 minutes!
    Thanks fo the help, girlsssss [: ♥
    nmf

  12. clarabeara clarabeara
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    I wonder why
    guys think it is so attractive
    to wear socks up to their knees.

  13. brispiin* brispiin*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    i've always wanted to be one of those people who really didn't care
    much about what people thought about them; but i just don't
    think i am.
    -harry styles-
    fave this if this broke your heart </3

  14. softball143 softball143
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    Never in a million years
    did I expect my life to be the way it is now.

  15. inspireee inspireee
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Everyone who faves this
    gets a paragraph on their profile saying something nice(:
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    I miss you.
    Not in some cheesy, let's hold hands & be together forver kind of way. [x] [x] [x]
    I JUST MISS YOU. PLAIN & SIMPLE.
    ♥ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| I miss your presence in my life. I miss you always being there for me.
    I mISs my best friend ♥

  18. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Has anyone else noticed...
    How everyone's pictures dissapeared?
    nmf

  19. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 7:23pm UTC
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  20. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Don't give up

:)

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