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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 1:35pm UTC

I work at Walgreens and this man came into the store today:
man: *buying condoms*
me: would you like a bag?
man: no thanks, she's not that ugly.

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we’re getting when we open the can

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 1:27pm UTC

me: siri, tell me a joke.
siri: *turns on front-facing camera*

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 2:41am UTC

me six hours ago: i should go to bed soon.
me four hours ago: i should go to bed soon.
me three and a half hours ago: i should go to bed soon.
me 1.75 hours ago: i should go to bed soon.
me three quarters of an hour ago: i should go to bed soon.
me now: oh is that the sun?

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.joyriding.*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 7:04am UTC

When I first joined witty you had to get 2000 faves to get a top quote and it meant something. Most of the quotes were original, not from tumblr or whatever. They were quotes worth reading. I'm not saying all quotes nowadays are crap, but many if them are.
Witty isn't for updating people on your life. I am guilty of this myself, but I'm starting to see a lot more of it.
I remember when witty was what it was designed to be.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 2:33pm UTC

Snake : Go on Eve
Snake : Eat the apple
Eve : But God said not to
Snake : Yolo
Eve : k lol

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MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 6:02am UTC

I hate it when people joke about cutting,suicide,or eating disorders.
The thing is, you have no idea what people go through.
You can be standing
right next to someone
who is planning on
ending their own life,
and you may never know it.
Please stop.
It really,really hurts.

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Chris*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 3:22pm UTC

Him: You're too beautiful to cut your skin.
Me: You're too beautiful for lung cancer.
Him: I'll make a deal. This is my last pack, if that is your last cut.

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC

At a funeral.
Me: I just can't believe this... she's gone.
My mom and dad: YES I'M SO HAPPY FINALLY
Me: WTF SHOW YOUR RESPECT
A cousin: Aww man i wish she was still alive, she was so hot
Another cousin: Haha yeah and she ran so fast
Me: I'm going to miss her so much.. rest in peace, my lovely Dell Inspiron with Srs Premium Sound and Intel Core i3.
Me: SHE WAS SO YOUNG

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 11:57am UTC

North West: I got 99 problems and my name is one.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 1:39pm UTC

Incoming Freshmen
You can have
-good grades
-a social life
-enough sleep
But you have to chose two.
Good luck.
....Or you can be like me and have none of them

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Imagine in 20 years ...
Daughter: Mom, who is this ... One Direction?
Me: Some old boyband I was mad for.
Daughter: I found some posters in the attic.
Me: Oh, thats nice honey.
Daughter: The blonde one is kinda hot! Do you think so?
Niall: My wife better think I'm hot!
Me: .....
Daughter: ......
Me: .......
Daughter: Oh my god. I just called dad hot.

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 2:00pm UTC

Friend: what did people even wear in 2008 omg
Me: apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 12:01pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I don't really forgive people.
I just pretend it's okay and wait for my oppurtunity to destroy them.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 12:33pm UTC

My name is Juliet Capulet, I'm 13 years young, and I luv my bf Romeo so
much! We're gunna get married! I luv him so much & we just met hehe XD I wuld give my life for him!

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 12:42pm UTC

doctor: are you sexually active?
me: i'm not even physically active.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 12:40pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I want to be thin and hot for summer,
but I also want brownies.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 12:53pm UTC

me: *drops food on the floor*
germs: hey, food, let's go get it.
king germ: wait.
king germ: we must wait 5 seconds.
king germ: it is the rule.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 1:20am UTC

Homework: "Do me, do me. "
Internet: "Don't listen to that sl/t ."
format credit
rajsonkar

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AdamGoesRawrAndAHalf
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 9:40pm UTC

I haven't been here in quite some time.
But i'm back.
Please don't have forgotten me.
hi guys
it's adam
c:

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