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  1. XxiloveyouxXforeverxX XxiloveyouxXforeverxX
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    I shouldn't have
    believed her,
    Every word she
    spoke was a lie
    </3

  2. xoxoGotNinjaxoxo xoxoGotNinjaxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    What the hell did I do to you?
    I've been nothing but nice to you and all of your friends.
    No cursing, rude comments, or hating. So, please
    tell me what did I do to you and your posse to make you
    guys hate me so much?♥
    nmf.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    december took forever,
    but january was like... BAM!
    just me?
    CookieDoughFormats

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    me & mom: *walking through the mall*
    me: "man, there's couples everywhere!"
    mom: "are you feeling a bit like that forever alone guy? you know, on the 'net?"
    me: "wha... hu... he... HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?"

  6. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    Arriving at a friends house: "Hi, thanks for having me."
    Arriving at a Bestfriends house:"If there is no food, I'm going home."

  7. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    What's the difference between
    snowmen and snowladies?
    snowballs.
    NMF

  8. rocker09 rocker09
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Teen mom's,
    calling your self a mother because you gave birth is like calling me a doctor because I have Band-aids.
    -rocker09

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be nice if your ipod
    could detect your mood, and make a playlist for it.
    NFM/FMQ

  10. ellemarie012 ellemarie012
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    My ex-boyfriend? Yeah I'd hit that, but this time with a car or something.

  11. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 3:14am UTC
    me: I am alone in the house
    me: which means I can do
    me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
    me:
    me:
    me: /uses bathroom with door open
    me: /sings at the top of lungs
    me: /eats jam straight our of the jar
    me: hahahahhahahahahaha
    *From tumblr. So relateable. ♥

  12. rachelhershey19 rachelhershey19
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Sometimes when I'm bored I like to lay on my kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb.

  13. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 4:28am UTC
    .
    alone
    worthless
    frustrated
    depressed
    angry
    empty
    tired
    lonely
    So lost

  14. XxiloveyouxXforeverxX XxiloveyouxXforeverxX
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 1:20am UTC
    When your world comes crashing down on you, you know that, for whatever moment you hadholding onto nothing-she was that nothing.

  15. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:46pm UTC
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  16. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:57pm UTC
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  17. xoxoGotNinjaxoxo xoxoGotNinjaxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    It's My Birthday!!
    (13 faves for my 13th birthday?)
    :D

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Without me ☜
    It is just aweso.
    jimmy365/ and this is runawayrachel format:)

  19. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    If witty
    was school.
    I 'd have
    perfect attendence.

  20. foreverryounggx3 foreverryounggx3
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Roses are red.
    Facebook is Blue.
    No Mutual Friends...
    Who the f**k are you?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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