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AlishaNoel

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Member Since: 29 Jan 2012 09:50pm

Last Seen: 13 Aug 2012 11:27pm

user id: 269117

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HaiMyNamesAlisha :* i like people. My favorite color is purple. Also I am random. kay baii
  1. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    You know what I would do at the 2012 Olympics?
    The entire US Men's Swim Team. ;)

  2. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 2:05am UTC
    Response to a comment on my previous quote.
    I know you're trying to help, but going around saying "WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS WRONG" "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED" "YOU'RE DISGUSTING!"[to homosexuals] will completely turn people off of Christianity and God. you have to love them. and when you love them they will come to the realization themselves.

  3. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 1:49am UTC
    been seeing alot of hate towards gays on here lately....a lot of "christians" saying that it's against the Bible.
    The Bible says "judge and ye shall be judged." and it says we need to LOVE everyone. GOD IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS ANY RIGHT TO JUDGE! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO JUDGE WHEN YOU BECOME PERFECT OKAY?
    ~hate the sin, love the sinner~
    "for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God" Romans 3:23

  4. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 1:32am UTC
    my new excuse for everything is "Jake from State Farm"
    Mom:who are you texting?
    Me: Jake from State Farm.
    Teacher: Who threw that paper airplane?
    Me: Jake from State Farm...
    Friends: How come you can't hang out tonight? What are you busy with?
    Me:Jake from State Farm!!!

  5. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 1:26am UTC
    Personally i think suicide is a selfish way out. No one ever stops to think. Think about the person who finds your body. Your mom, dad, brother, sister or best friend. they come to see you, open your door and there you are dead. think about them cradling your body, praying that it's just a dream, blaming themselves for not getting there in time. think about the pain your family will feel walking by your empty bedroom everyday. looking in, wishing you were there looking back at them. think about the people at your funeral. your parents having to bury their baby girl. your mom wishing she could trade places with you. think about your dad never being able to walk you down the aisle. think about what you will be doing to everyone else in you life. it may not seem like it but they love you dearly. they will MISS YOU. and they will blame themselves.

  6. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Natural Hair:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [x] Blue $150
    [] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $335
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [x] 0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [x] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $535
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [x No - $600
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far:
    $1535
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Color
    [] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [x] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [] Blue - $300
    [] Pink - $100
    [] Other - $500
    Total: $2260
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    Total: $3260

  8. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    and when people ask me "Why are you so weird?" i never know what to say...but then i realizedwhy would i be like THISwhen i could be likettthhiiisss??

  9. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    I'm sad!! D: My boyfriend is away in Missouri for a week and he's not allowed to text and I can't talk to him for 6 more days. I'm freaking out and I don't know if I can do this!!! GAHHHH

  10. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    “She was struck by the simple truth that sometimes the most ordinary things could be made extraordinary, simply by doing them with the right people...”
    ― Nicholas Sparks

  11. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    & I could wait patiently
    but I really wish you would
    drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain,
    kiss me on the sidewalk,
    take away the pain.
    Cuz I see sparks fly whenever you smile♥

  12. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 1:37am UTC
    “To all the girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, its society who’s ugly.” <3
    ― Marilyn Monroe

  13. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 1:26am UTC
    WITTY SURVEY:
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed Someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself (on accident)
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from the library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Had an online diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did “spirit day” at school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo
    Had something pierced
    Got straight As
    Been on the honor roll
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS

  14. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:20am UTC
    “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe

  15. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:15am UTC
    “I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.” ~Marilyn Monroe

  16. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:14am UTC
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe

  17. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    love, tis a powerful thing

  18. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    Never is an awfully long time.

  19. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    to die will be an awfully BIG adventure.

  20. AlishaNoel AlishaNoel
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    When people walk out of your life, let them. You might miss them, but remember that you are not the one that gave up.

:)

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