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BlackButterflies
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October 23, 2012 10:26pm UTC

instead of staring at google
WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARE LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
open this link: www.essaytyper.com
you're welcome xoxo

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sparkleyunicorns7
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October 23, 2012 10:43pm UTC

When learning about limits,
One cannot restrain form shouting
"The limit does not exist!"

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Crazygirl21
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October 22, 2012 12:50pm UTC

You Know You Had Fun When You Can't Tell Your Parents What You Did.

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faith_is_passionate_intuition
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June 8, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Don't drink and derive.
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walkingtravesty
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June 8, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Friends: You should've come with us!
Me: An invitation would've helped.
nmq

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Repair Boy 🔥*
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June 2, 2012 4:25pm UTC

*Convo with new kid*
Me:Hai there amazing person *curtsy* I'm Ariana and I LOVE YOU!
New kid: O.O Dafuq you smoking???
Me:What?! Too forward? Oh well >.<
*True story*

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shylove4eva
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June 2, 2012 4:40pm UTC

When your in Shower....
&&you hear loud noises and your thinking
"they're killing my family,and i'll have to fight the attacker naked....."

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completeinhim
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June 2, 2012 4:44pm UTC

So apparently I look like a ten-year-old? That's comforting. lol

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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cari2017
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Circus
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Afro
Circus Afro Circus Afro
Polka Dot Polka Dot Polka Dot Afro

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hiddenshadows
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May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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