Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

hayls468

  1. taypowee09 taypowee09
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    I tried sniffing coke once,
    but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.

  2. HeyheyX_mondayy HeyheyX_mondayy
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    In junior high,
    there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
    We would laugh at him every day.
    We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
    One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
    He stopped running. </3
    (six♥billion♥secrets)

  3. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    Admit it.
    we all feel cool when we walk around the
    mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Tired of coping with your parents?
    imagine an orphan longing for love
    Tired of going to school?
    imagine the children working at a landfill
    Tired of living life?
    imagine a cancer patient struggling to add one more day to his
    let's learn to appreciate what we have ツ
    jimmy365
    nmq/nmf

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    Yawning is your bodys way of saying
    "10% battery remaining"

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Admit it.
    even when there's no food in your house
    you still look

  7. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    Say Thanks
    To all the kids that have ever called you weird or different.
    Thank them for making you realize you are 1 of a kind ♥

  8. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    Waking up first:
    Friends house: Sit there and wait for them to wake up.
    Bestfriends house: *Smashes them with a pillow* Wakeup I'm Hungry!
    jimmy365 format:)

  9. cepstein10210 cepstein10210
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    I wish that RIP meant;
    Return If Possible ♥

  11. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    re-doing
    a high five
    if it wasn't
    good enough
    the first time

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    Dear bed,
    I know that I left you this morning, but I love you.
    Take me back?
    follow me, I follow back:) - love, jimmy365
    format credit; ThatsSoMee

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    Friend: "Your parents are so nice!"
    Me: "Yeah, that's because you're here."
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

  14. Yuri Yuri
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
    The very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you
    died.

  15. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 1:54pm UTC
    She's So Broken.
    j u s t a l i t t l e n u d g e w i l l push her off the edge

  16. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    She wears short skirts
    I wear t-shirts
    She's cheer captain
    & I'm at home on my computer

  17. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    i just feel like
    i should just stop thinking about it, you know, but i can't.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    Friend:You ask!
    Me: No, you ask!
    Friend:No, you ask!
    Me:Fine. Excuse me, my friend would like to
    ask you a question?
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 6:48pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure the best thing
    about facebook
    is the ability to read other peoples fights.

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    Not being able to finish a sentence
    because you're laughing so hard about the ending.
    nmf

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles