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  1. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    YOUR VOICE
    WAS THE SOUNDTRACK
    OF MY SUMMER.

  2. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Real girls aren't perfect,
    perfect girls aren't real.

  3. singer43 singer43
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Summer.
    No school. Sleepovers everyday. Sleeping in and going to bed whenever. Shorts. Lemonade. Rain. Tanning. Concerts. Fireworks. Vacations. Tank tops. Trampolines. Not wearing makeup or straightening hair. Bonfires. Going to the mall everyday. Fairs. No drama. Eating whenever. Sandals. Sunglasses. Going to the movies. Boat rides. Going to the beach. Swimming suits. Warm weather. Taking pictures. No homework. Summer love. Music. Walking around town. Water fights. Lip gloss. Dance parties. Longer hair. Wearing neon colors. Happiness and no depression. Summer 2012.
    Miss it yet?

  4. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Simon says jump.
    Simon didn't say land, you're all out.

  5. Tempest* Tempest*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Science Class
    1% learning
    99% thinking about how people have found out all of this stuff

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    "Do you behave like this at home?"
    "Yes actually."

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 11:25am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    It's illegal for athletes to use steroids.
    Shouldn't it be illegal for models to use Photoshop?

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    If you never jumped from one couch to another
    to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.

  9. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes?
    Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have i t.
    *10 minutes later*
    Mom: I SWEAR I GET NO HELP AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!

  10. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:37am UTC
    Research has proven,
    that if you're scared of spiders, you're more likley to find them in your bedroom.
    I'm scared of hot guys with abs and flippy hair..
    ;)

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Whew. Thank you, warning label.
    I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Popular Girl is in a relationship with Popular Guy
    ♥ Today at 1:32 •Like • Comment •See Friendship
    45739 people like this 45641653 comments
    You are in a relationship with Amazing Boy
    ♥ Today at 1:32 •Like • Comment •See Friendship
    1 person likes this
    Gee, thanks Mom.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Volleyball is just a more intense version of
    "dont let the balloon touch the floor."

  14. SmileyKelsea SmileyKelsea
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  16. xxForeverMyselfxx xxForeverMyselfxx
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Heyy(: What's up?
    Playing COD wbu?
    Nothing really, & text me when you're done, I don't wanna bother you.
    You see.. They made a pause button so I could text beautiful girls like you.
    Hallelujah.

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    your're trying to explain too someone how a song goes but you dont want to sing it.

  18. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    A girl's laughter
    is much more cheerful than a boy's.
    But a boy's cry
    is a lot more meaningful than a girl's.

  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    I think you're beautiful. I love you.
    No. Shut up. You made me die on temple run.

  20. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:55am UTC
    If I was a teacher,
    I would try to figure out who had a crush on who &
    make sure they were always paired up.

:)

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