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*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
There was a sign at a rehab center that said "Keep off of the grass."
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SalemSoto · 1 decade ago
Girl : It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,an hour to like someone,and a day to love someone ,but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Friend:... once my mom forgot me in the parking lot .

PS:sorry if its not funny enough . :D.
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Butterbear · 1 decade ago
I asked my dog out today but he bit my face then ran away
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Jessica258 · 1 decade ago
fried chicken ! aha, idk
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Saige112 · 1 decade ago
I personally believe that all pineapples are beautiful and deserve equal rights. Thank you
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
I made the 2013th fave for the new year :D Yayyy
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chocomickey14 · 1 decade ago
I just wanted to let you know i love this quote with all my heart i know its old but that doesnt matter because thats my crushes name so with my ipod i took a screensjot of that i just wanna say thanks :) <3 keep wittying
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gummybearzgorawr · 1 decade ago
o.o

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gummybearzgorawr · 1 decade ago
It's not mine- it's one of the top quotes
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23chars · 1 decade ago
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Dwanye."
"Dwanye who?"
"Dwanye the bathtub I'm drowning"

I don't know why I think that one is so funny but it keeps me laughing for hours
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gummybearzgorawr · 1 decade ago
Jocked..
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_Ben_ · 1 decade ago
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_Ben_ · 1 decade ago
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Rainbow185 · 1 decade ago
I hate One Direction.
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basketball4everr · 1 decade ago
don't cry your goregous. stay strong beautiful:)
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sooky234 · 1 decade ago
No, me too (: Ha ha- me again :P
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soccerninja101 · 1 decade ago
YES it is so annoying cuz all my friends have and i dont even have a bf hahahaha
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WhoThatGirl · 1 decade ago
Grrr, Forever 21 why do you do that to lockets? I have like 3 from there and can't find no photos
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wallenbee · 1 decade ago
Don't worry, you'll get kissed soon enough (:
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Fake_a_smile · 1 decade ago
Meeee.
i haven't even been legitimately asked out
(i did once, but it was like, as a joke)
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:)

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