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sooky234

1. sooky234
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2013 6:49pm UTC
   And whatever happened to:
   yourcool
   ?
   
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2. sooky234
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2013 12:36am UTC
   Life is so boring.
   
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3. sooky234
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 3:37am UTC
   "Get in wittians, we're going online!"
   
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4. sooky234
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 8:09am UTC
   21st of October, Wednesday.
   What if we saw a man walking down the street,
   with two wholes cut out of his shirt in the chest.
   What if the man was Steve.
   That would be so fetch.
   
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5. sooky234
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2013 6:28pm UTC
   I know how to make a top quote.
   Just make like 20,000 comments on your own quote.
   And bang!
   Witty famous.
   
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6. sooky234
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2013 11:58pm UTC
   I wonder if Ed Sheeran stepped on a piece of lego
   whilst building the lego house.
   
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7. sooky234
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2013 10:59pm UTC
   How much does a hipster way?
   One instagram
   
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8. sooky234
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2013 10:39pm UTC
   I typed f/ck in a comment but forgot to slash the U.
   Steve changed it to fetch.
   Steve just made fetch happen.
   
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9. sooky234
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2013 11:45pm UTC
   *watches youtube nail art tutorials*
   Me: Ain't nobody got time for that.
   
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10. sooky234
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    Plot Twist: A Guy is faking a Girl account.
    
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11. sooky234
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    C U Next Tuesday
    
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12. sooky234
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 3:30am UTC
    Me: Dad look told you I could do it!! I GOT A TOP QUOTE.
    Dad: I said Top Quotes page ONE, not 689074.
    
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13. sooky234
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 1:17am UTC
    Everybody.
    Brace yourselves for all of the
    New Year Jokes.
    
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14. sooky234
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 3:55am UTC
    *sits on couch with food*
    *falls, breaks legs, breaks nose, sprains eye, hurts foot, has heart attack"
    Is the food okay?
    It's okay darling, don't worry. *eats*
    
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15. sooky234
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 3:36am UTC
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    Super With ING DIRECT. Apply Now.
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    Did you think it was an advertisement?
    
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16. sooky234
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 3:26am UTC
    Plot Twist: All the guys on witty are fake.
    
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17. sooky234
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 3:17am UTC
    When you go in to Witty Live Chat,
    the last part of the URL is
    ChatCat.
    Oh Steve!
    
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18. sooky234
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Checkout Lady: Have a nice day.
    Me: Don't tell me what to do b/tch.
    
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19. sooky234
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    I told you 15 MILLION times
    NOT TO EXAGERATE.
    
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20. sooky234
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Student: How long did it take you to make this presentation?
    Teacher: Three whole weeks.
    Me: Ain't nobody got time for that.
    
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